WE RIDE AT MIDNIGHT
Packed it in and moved to the city
Tried a dating app for something pretty
Swiped right on a guy and coffee went well
So we booked a nice dinner at a fancy hotel
The mood was romantic the candles were lit
But his wife served dessert so that ended it
Ouch I just got burnt
I’m dropping his ass 'fore I get hurt
Just not doing a man that ain't right
Saddle up girls we ride at midnight
Next
A good friend sent me on a blind date
Said he’s sweet he’s a catch it’ll be great
True enough he was pretty cute
But he talked about his ex in his Sunday suit
He got emotional which I thought was fine
Till he ended up crying in his damn red wine
Ouch I just got burnt
I’m dropping his ass 'fore I get hurt
Just not doing a man that ain't right
Saddle up girls we ride at midnight
Oh Good Lord
So eventually I took fate into my own hands
Headed out with my girls to hear a live band
Spotted a snack hanging out at the bar
Best looking guy in the place by far
When the music stopped and the lights came on
He whispered to me can your friend come along
Ouch I just got burnt
I’m dropping his ass 'fore I get hurt
Just not doing a man that ain't right
Saddle up girls we ride at midnight
Oh little men and all their little games
But I actually like myself and buy my own champagne
Ouch I just got burnt
I’m dropping his ass 'fore I get hurt
Just not doing a man that ain't right
Saddle up girls we ride at midnight
Saddle up girls we ride at midnight
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