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This site is an outdated version of the Bootleg King For Another Day Tournament TOJO!!
Written by HG
Hey all, Scott here.
I’m determined to outdo the craziest thing I’ve ever done, eating at Burger King.
What could outdo that, you may ask.
I’m not quite sure, but I’ll find something as long as my name is Scott “Will Eventually Take a Look at the First Megaman” Wozniak.
Suddenly, the camera cuts to Scott in front of a Burger King.
Yeah, I got f█cking nothing, I’m just going to eat at Burger King again.
If I eat more than I did last time it’s crazier by technicality.
I haven’t even entered the building yet and I already feel disgusting.
Scott walks inside and sees Billie standing in front of the nearby bathroom, holding an uncooked burger.
Hey, don’t I know you from somewhere?
You were in Ultra Smash, weren’t you?
You’re Grover Cleveland?
you idiot… i am eilish.
the singer.
That rings a bell, but I can’t quite put my finger on why.
I’m gonna stick to calling you Grover.
whatever…
Scott walks away to go order some food, but DJ Peter is arguing with The Burger King.
Look here buddy, I ordered onion rings and you gave me fries.
Plus I lost my friend, DJ Pichu.
This is the worst service I’ve ever had, I demand a refund.
No, you specifically ordered fries.
Also, your Pichu is in that bag.
He is eating your fries.
Pichu-Pi!
Pichu scurries away after realizing The King took notice of him.
There he goes.
Please pay for your burger and fries and leave.
Uh, hey, does this thing work?
Peter reaches over the counter and starts speaking into the microphone.
Attention restaurant customers.
Testicles. That is all.
hehehe. Good one peter.
Your food is $5.49.
Please pay for your food and leave the premises.
What if I don’t wanna.
What do you mean?
DJ Peter runs as fast as he can out of the Burger King, tripping on his way out.
FUCK
Whatever.
Welcome to BK, how can I serve you today?
Hi, I’m in the market for something to completely f█ck my arteries.
Can you help with that?
Of course.
I recommend our most popular food, the burger.
Alright, you run a hard bargain.
I’ll take two.
Scott takes his burgers to a table. Paruko is sitting across from him playing on her game boy.
Hey, what are you playing there?
Huh?
Oh, I’m playing Mario Kart: Super Circuit.
Well, you sure are more fortunate than a 6 year old Scott Wozniak.
What?
Nevermind.
Scott finishes his burgers and leaves the Burger King.
Yep, I’ve gone off the rails again.
At least I get to do this again, I love doing this.
I ATE HERE.
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