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Spot is lying down on a beach inside the Jetblack, not quite sure where he is. He is drinking a 7up as he is approached by someone he has never met before.
Heya, little dude. I’m guessing you're new around here?
Yeah!
I figured.
Nice you meet you, I’m Larry.
I could get you nice and acquainted around this place by lifting some-
Ah, hello there, Larry.
Would you like a 7up?
MOTHER OF SCALLOPS
HOW DID YOU CHANGE YOUR VOICE LIKE THAT?
Wahahoo!
Wahahoo!
Ah, pardon me.
I am separate from my pal Spot here, apologies for startling you.
The offer still stands, would you like a 7up?
It has no caffeine, never had it, never will.
I’ll pass.
I can’t be having any of that Krabby soda or what have you, I got a perfect body to maintain!
Larry poses.
Ok!
Ah, but the taste of 7up is so light and refreshing.
I’m good.
Suit yourself.
On a different topic, would you happen to know where we are?
I don’t quite recall how me and Spot got here.
We’re at a beach.
Yeah!
Truly a marvelous discovery.
Do you have any other information?
Well, I know that this place is called the Jetblack, don’t know too much about it, don’t care too much either.
It’s as good as a beach to me.
Fascinating.
Perhaps there’s new opportunities in this so-called “jetblack” to sell some more 7up, Spot.
Ha ha ha.
Yeah!
Well, I wish you dudes good luck with that.
I’m going to go surfing.
Spot springs up off the sand and is very outwardly excited.
Wahahoo!
Wahahoo!
Wahahoo!
You like to surf, little dude?
That’s awesome, surfing ROCKS!
Yeah!
Well, uh, do you have a board?
Yeah!
Spot pulls out a massive 7up bottle from seemingly thin air and holds it in one hand.
WOAH!
That bottle’s like twice your size.
You must be totally ripped under your skinny little arms!
Yeah!
Ha ha ha, see all the good 7up could do you?
You could use a little uncola in your diet.
Maybe I ought to look into that…
Maybe later, I have surfing to do now, though.
You coming or what, Spot?
Yeah!
Spot and Larry go surfing and catch a massive wave.
You know Spot, you’re a pretty good surfer.
Too bad I’m better, observe.
Larry swerves past Spot, causing him to fall over.
AAAAAAAAAH.
Larry surfs onto shore and tries to find Spot again. He finds him face down on the sand.
Ouch, that’s gotta hurt.
Cool Spot hops off of the sand.
Wahahoo!
Wahahoo!
Ha ha ha, it’s quite alright, Larry.
I think Spot enjoyed himself.
Great!
Say, do you wanna do that again?
Yeah!
Spot grabs his 7up bottle and runs back to the ocean. Larry and Spot keep surfing for hours.
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