Hello, I’m Nozomi!

Welcome to the first Bootleg King For Another Day QnA session!

Yes!

Could you all introduce yourself.

No.

Alright... could everyone else?

Fuck introductions, my nigga.

Alright...

So, we have In Jah Hood, consisting of Nigward and Jahn Lemon, The Babylon Fleet of Time and Space, represented by Yoda, Kara’s Flowering Team, consisting of Chaze the Chat and Atom Levine, as well as their couch, which I don't quite understand why they brought here, and The Lucky Stars, featuring Nico, Rin, Maki, and Konata.

...Let’s begin, then.

Buhh-buh. (Hi)

Hello.

Heya!

Hiya!

Greetings!

Fuck off.

Morning, good it is.

Uh, what's up my nigga, ay. Hand on my trigger, ay.

Salutations, my nigga.

True, this is not.

Lose to a marshmallow and dreidel, I shall not.

Great shame, that would bring upon me.

Yeah, but you’re losin’ to me and Jahn for sure, nigga.

Lose to a lemon, I shall not.

Buy lemon at a grocery store instead, I shall.

Do that, I cannot.

Scary, his face is.

Run away when I first met him, I did.

The pieces of shit that brought me here on such a short notice didn’t even let me bring her.

Apparently, it’s against the rules to bring your steed onto this fucking island.

Wait, but there’s a giant parking lot near the port.

I even saw that tank there...

...

Being in multiple of these tournaments is fun!

And I think that me and Konata-san have gotten along pretty well!

I fucking hate this bitch.

Not sure what you mean.

Are you asking how I’m so handsome?

If so, it’s all natural, baby!

It was pretty cool to meet someone else from around here outside of this place.

I don’t even mind that I got decimated by Je-

ALWAYS WINNING, BABY!

Jeb!

...How did you get here?

That nigga Brian?

Dawg, I sent him my mixtape, I called it “PBJ Time”, and I thought it’d be the most hot fuckin’ shit in BK, you feel?

But turns out that motherfucker ditched me for it!

Maybe it was too fuckin’ fire for him, amirite Jahn?

Yuh, that shit be dapper, ay.

Chip the Ripper, that’s my favorite rapper, ay.

Understand, I do not.

Have a new get up, I do not.

You have much to learn, young padawan.

Buhbuhbuhbuhbuh-totinos.

Buhbahbahbuh-nice.

DUDE, you gotta lay off of those pizza rolls.

I’m not gonna go too in depth because just thinking about that fucking piece of shit makes me want to kick someone’s ass.

I was good friends with him during my childhood.

He used to be cool, I wanted a big ass gauntlet, (and something else big), we started dating and then got married.

Worst three years of my fucking life.

B.

E.

H.

SLAM!

That isn’t a letter.

Shut up.

I also like the letter B, because it stands for buhbuhbababa-totino's pizza rolls.

Mine is H, the start of the periodic table.

Nice and simple letter.

Yuh, I like the letter N, word.

Mostly cuz the N word, ay.

FIRE!

Care for letters, I do not.

Fail second grade, I did.

The fuck d’you do to deserve one, nigga?

Dolphins are tight, ay.

Y’know, that’s facts, Jahn.

Dolphins are tight.

I’ll send it in the mail to you.

Can I have one?

Nah, you’re not as tight as a dolphin.

Darn...

FUCK, I DIDN’T STUDY.

Yuh, you never study.

Yuh, you fucked buddy.

Yeah, you right...

DUDE, I just want to post granddad memes.

Yeah, but what about the economic crisis in Greece though?

I don’t care about the economic crisis in Greece.

Well, fuck you, I do.

I think it’s tragic that the great recession caused such a massive downfall of the Greek economy.

Why are you sleepy?

Take a fucking nap.

Admit it, I do.

True, the rumors are.

Cut off Jedi Council funding, The Senate did.

Regret nothing, I do.

As for taking the product, moment of weakness it was.

Sample my own product I did.

Addicted to Ketamine ever since, I have been.

Ey, my existence is a mystery, yuh, you’re better off askin’ Apple McCartney, ey.

Steal from Space Colony, I did.

Babylonian cop, you are? Hmm?

No man, you’re supposed to ask Knuckles that.

Stop calling me that!

no he’s right.

I don’t know about Maroon 5, but Jesse Carmolecule is doing fine.

What about the rest of them?

I’m sure they’re doing fine too.

Ay, she a stupid pussy, need a dog pound, ay.

Give a fruit a glock, I put a dog down, ay.

Neglectful, my parents were.

Thought it would be funny, they did.

Unspeakably profane thing, mean in native language it does.

Say it, I cannot.

Massive childhood trauma, this has caused me.

Right, but you can see Levines.

Come on, kid, didn't they teach you this in school?

I actually did my college thesis on Levines!

It's quite fascinating how long they can smile with their eyes closed!

Why am I what?

Speak.

Spit it the fuck out.

What do you wanna say?

Yuh, that shit fire. Yuh, I ain’t no denier, yuh, ay.

I had a daughter?

...oh shit, I had three of those.

Yeah, shit happens to the best of us.

Iunno, why do you have a stupid black bar on your head?

Yes, they do.

However, make me feel alive, they do as well.

Stomach pain, small price to pay, it is.

I am?

Oh, HG sent this directly after:

“I meant to say aren’t last question sorry, fuck you Rin”

Oh, well I don’t really know who that is.

No need to be rude about it though.

yeah go fuck yourself stupid black bar having ass

Why are you a stupid-ass Pokemon, nigga?

It is now canon that Nigward hates Pokemon, let's go

What do you fucking think, asshole.

Um...

I’m not sure Konata-san...

Would you use a baseball bat?

No, I would use the Infinity Gauntlet, you imbecile.

Oh, right!

I would have Konata-san protect me!

Me too!

Me three!

No, fuck you, get your own Infinity Gauntlet.

I would share a plate of Totino’s pizza rolls with them.

They wouldn’t try to attack me if I give them a plate of pizza rolls.

Uh, yeah, they totally would.

No.

Alright, whatever man.

I’d just hop on their back.

Since I’m an atom, they wouldn’t feel it.

They’d never suspect that.

Use a car, I would.

You sure a car would do much good against a lion, my guy?

It appears some extra convincing is required.

Wait...

...NO, NO, NO.

Fine...

Required, extra convincing is not.

Yuh, roll up to lions, dual pistols.

They’ll go rat-at-at-at like a missile, ay.

That isn't a fuckin' question.

Fuck off.

I bet you haven't even heard most of Songs About Jane!

I am crying.

Fascinating.

I didn’t know that Levines could cry.

Truly a groundbreaking discovery.

The fuck you mean, nigga?

Yuh, that dude musta meant Pea-

Shut up, Jahn.

Ay, I just wanted to help, what up.

Guess not, I'll just shut up.

I dunno, I think it’s a pretty good song.

Mask Of My Own Fa Mask Of My Mask Of My Mask Of My Own Face Mask Of Mask Of My Own Mask.

Yes.

I think that’s a horrible question to ask!

All of us are friends!

Yeah!

I agree with Nico!

Konata.

Visit the fleet, Shadow once did.

Nice cock, he has.

Too bad, bigger mine is.

Um, no.

I never liked Sonic that much to be honest!

YOU FUCKING BITCH, I LOVE SONIC.

LOOK AT MY COOL SONIC OC, TUBULAR THE HEDGEFOX.

That’s...

...nice, Konata-san.

Fuck you.

I don’t think that’s necessary, Konata-Chan.

He just made a mistake.

Well fuck him and fuck you too.

Ok...

Pretty good, to be honest.

I’ve never heard of the...

...infinity hoes.

Who are they, Konata-san?

Well, you know Thanos, right.

Yeah...

...

...Well, anyways, the infinity hoes were basically just a group of strippers that Thanos just hung out with one night.

He thinks he’s hot shit for getting 6 strippers.

Fuck Thanos.

Yuh, bitch I ain’t got no arms.

Yuh, scare a bitch, got dual arms, ay.

I hate both Thanos and Fortnite.

I think Thanos is alright.

Shut up.

Have I?

I hope I’m not annoying...

...am I annoying guys?

Not at all, Nico!

Yes.

You are.

Fuck you.

Thank you Rin!

Nico Nico Nii!

Shut up.

vroom vroom motherfucker

What the fuck, it talks?

Hey, you’re one to talk.

Y’know, being an atom and all.

Shut up.

Lose, I will not.

A dumbass bitch, you are.

Tired of your bullshit, I am.

Overdose on amphetamines, I shall.

I agree with the green nigga, the fuck you mean definitely going out round one?

Well, I don’t really mind going out round one!

Just being here with my friends is fun!

Nico Nico Nii!

If you don’t care about winning then why the fuck are we here.

She just said, Konata-san.

She’s here because it's fun.

That is STUPID.

That Adam guy that heavily resembles me lost round one, but I’m not going to be like that.

Unlike him, I have the power of science on my side!

And pizza rolls.

...and pizza rolls.

And that ends the first Bootleg King For Another Day QnA session!

Thank you all for coming, and a special thanks to the audience for asking questions!

That was fun!

I'd love to do this again sometime!

...

Agree, I do.

Do this again, I would.

Yuh, ain't no music career without the QnA, ay.

That'll be it for now.

See you next time!