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Written by hula_ellipseAfter a party at their apartment, ToeJam and Earl find out that some people stayed the night...
It's 11:27 A.M.
The sun is starting to reach over the balcony wall. On the balcony, Gary lays unconscious and near unmoving in his sleep.There with him is Steve Irwin, sitting comfortably at the balcony table with a decanter of water.A minute later, the balcony door opens, and out comes ToeJam.
The sun is starting to reach over the balcony wall. On the balcony, Gary lays unconscious and near unmoving in his sleep.There with him is Steve Irwin, sitting comfortably at the balcony table with a decanter of water.A minute later, the balcony door opens, and out comes ToeJam.
Ah.
He sticks his head back inside to call to Earl.
Eyyo big Earl, we missed some people!
ToeJam comes out to greet Irwin.
How long have you been up?
I get up 4 A.M. sharp every morning.
It's good practice to keep a rigid routine, and 4 A.M. is the perfect time of day to wake up, as it's when nature wakes up.
You've been sat here for 7 hours?
Well no. Not quite.
Y'see, I've had a bit of jet lag, and the party last night really threw me off.
I'd been awake for over 40 hours by that point, so I slept like a rock.
You didn't think to get Gary up?
He probably needed the sleep.
He's a busy man.
ToeJam goes over to Gary.
Hey Gary, get up dawg.
With a bit of a shake, Gary comes to wake up and, upon lifting his head, gets the sun right in his eyes. His head recoils back to the floor quite sharply, and his fin comes up to his forehead.
Ugh... what time is it?
It's half past 11, I think.
These Earth clocks are way funky though, I'm really having a hard time reading them.
Gary can hardly listen to ToeJam's rambling, as he tosses and turns over on the tiles.
Where am I, what happened?
Yo, you got funky last night is what happened!
You was hittin' it with the funky groove, real smooth.
Ah, the party.
Yeah, you were a legend bringing the squash, but you hit the dank and we were on the craziest ride.
You were saying that the Nintendo DS felt like an extension of yourself.
By this point, Gary is starting to wake up, and regain a few memories along with it.
Oh, that was a load of nonsense!
Although I do remember thinking that it looked at me as equals to it...
Don't say it like that.
It's a good experience to get past ya.
Like, it's inspirational, yo.
Yo, do you remember what Peter was on though? He was beyond us, next level kinda blazing!
He was on about the musical subtlety of God Only Knows and how the conscious mind is subject to...
...well I can't remember. It was some funky vibes though.
I remember him taking over the DJ to play Bad Guy.
He was crackajack at it.
And Plok was stylin' too!
He was straight cruisin' during Akrillic, some funkadelic moves there.
Are they still here?
No, they left hours ago.
A.O. woke everyone up real early and we cooked them all a highly fresh breakfast.
We still have some left over, if you'd like.
...No tha-
...Wait, it's half eleven!
I'm going to be late for the interview!
Gary quickly up and goes through the balcony door, then leaving the hotel room through the front door in a hurried manner.
Ah, maybe I should've gotten him up earlier.
Well, I guess I can stick around for a bit, ey?
Isn't your match today?
Ah, piss!
Irwin heads off as quick as Gary, and ToeJam comes in to the sound of the door slamming a second time. From the kitchen, Earl speaks.
No breakfast, then?
They've got the interview today.
...I could go for another dog, big Earl.
Another dog, right on!
Earl came from the kitchen with two hot dogs that he'd cooked himself. He sat on the couch with ToeJam and gave one to him.
Say, Earl...
Yeah TJ?
Well, let's say ROBO-G.A.R.Y. is a mech and not an AI for now, okay?
Ok.
Why did we need to change the batteries?
The pilot could've gotten some.
...
Exactly. And why was it speaking so flat to us?
Flat?
It felt like he wasn't cool with us, ya dig?
Slow thinking.
...
I like him.
Oh Earl, I wasn't saying anything like that.
I wanna warm up to him a bit more.
Last night, he didn't feel like he was jammin' to his own stuff even!
Imagine piloting a robot penguin and not trying a few highly funkalicious manoeuvres!
I want big G.A.R.Y. to get funky with it, and... I want Rollie to be groovin' with him too.
Rollie, yeah...
Rollie wasn't jammin' to generic whales mashup 2 at all.
At least he was alright with Gary...
...I mean the other Gary.
The gadget guy?
Yeah.
He was groovin'.
I never knew he could pull off fresh moves like that!
And Banana Brian was infectiously funkadelic!
What was that song he put on?
It was jammin' in a bad way, man.
No groove, all move.
Nigward too?
Yeah, there's something up with those fellas.
They both put that song on, and was talking all night.
They're both veterans.
They must've met each other fighting last time around, then.
I know Neil joined in talkin' somethin' real.
We wuz blazin' it, yeah.
By this time, the two had both finished their hot dogs. They were both dressed ready for the day, and left the apartment with plans of talking to the contestants about how the party went.
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