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Written by CjNozomi interviews the mascot of Newgrounds, Newgrounds Tanker!
Tanker was on his phone, browsing Newgrounds.
Erm... Tanker?
It's been 26 minutes, and we haven't started your interview yet...
Holy shit, can you shut up already?
You've said that shit about 17 times already, you fucking piece of sh-
Tanker looks up and notices Nozomi's beautiful face.
God damn!
You're so fuckin' ho-
Uh, I mean... yeah, let's start this interview already.
Alright...
...first question, what are your thoughts about your Round 1 opponent, Kart Insurance?
The gecko and the TV?
Heh, they won't win against me, because I brought this to the occasion!
Tanker pulls out a sandwich from his pocket.
...A sandwich?
Nope.
It's a special sandich.
With this, I'll get buff as fuck, and I'll crush both of them between my hands.
You're not actually...
...forget it.
Next question, what motivated you to join this tournament?
Well, you see, the kids these days only care about "sea anemones" and "golf milfs", but I'll show them that the only thing they should be giving a fuck about is Newgrounds.
That's...
...a nice motivation, Ta-
Before Nozomi could finish her sentence, two familiar faces burst in the room.
hello0 tanker it is me jery jaxcson and papa luei
Huff...
huff...
Tanker, we made it!
It took us 59 hours to get here, but we made it!
Holy shit!
About time you guys made it!
tankman i mean tanker what are u doign witih that hot girl
We are doing an interview.
Now, if you ma-
ooooooo interview me i am jeryc jackson
I'm interviewing Tanker right now, so pl-
Come on, girl, don't be an ass, interview Jerry already!
Come on, Jerry's a really nice man!
He deserves an interview!
Ugh, fine.
So, Jerry, how old are you?
fuck u lololololololololol walk the pr4nk
...This interview is over.
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