Ohohoho!

Hello, viewers!

It's the moment you've been waiting for since the beginning, the interview of me, the glorious Dr. Eggman!

...and those other three are here too.

That's right, today we'll be interviewing Dr. Eggman, the man with the master plan, and Carl, the small lovable hedgehog.

Hi Carl!

hi nozomi :)

Dr. Eggman may be an evil genius, but I doubt that he makes inventions half as good as mine!

Every single evil plot of his has failed because of one blue hedgehog!

I'd watch your words if I were you, Gary.

I've stolen ancient artifacts, blown up half the moon, summoned Dark Gaia, exploited an alien race for a theme park, and taken over the world recently!

Tell me when you manage to do any of that!

scary! :0

At least I use my inventions for good...

Tell me doctor, how exactly did you find your way into the tournament?

That's your first question?

Ohohoho, I thought that it was obvious!

Being the evil genius I am, I simply threatened to blow up the moon again if I wasn't invited!

thats not nice eggman :(

And how did you get invited, Carl?

carl received a letter in the mail!

it said hi :) and invited me to the tournament!

i didn't know that i was going to be with eggman though...

When I was invited, I didn't know I would be teaming up with Carl either!

It's a good thing that I brought my mobile badnik creation kit!

It will certainly come in handy!

I'm still trying to decide whether I should make a Death Egg Robot or a Egg Dragoon...

robots sound fun!!!! :)))))))

How about neither!

nozomi you should ask eggman about nipple wario lol :()

Ok, Carl!

So, Eggman, how's your friend Wario doing?

Still competing in the Olympics?

Of course!

He's still going at the gold, Ohohoho!

Do you still compete in the Olympics from time to time?

As long as Sonic and those other pests are competing, I'll always be winning against them!

carl likes the 100m :)

Speaking of competition, what do you think of your opponents, Charles Barkley and Godzilla?

One's an Olympics-level athlete, and one's a giant Kaiju monster!

godzilla scary!

Pfft, I could beat Barkley in a Basketball game any day of the year!

As for Godzilla, I've got something special planned for him!

You see, I've prepa-

You have a habit of spoiling your plans before you put them to motion, Eggman.

yea.

An evil villain monologue makes any victory all the more sweeter though…

save it for the match, it'll be cooler ;9

I suppose this badnik battery is right.

I'll save my master plan for the match!

Anyway, Eggman, before you started your plot to blow up the moon, I heard that you were trapped in some facility for a while.

Could you tell me more about that?

Sure! While revisiting an old base of mine for some old parts and plans, I had my security system go haywire!

The AI became self-aware!

They learned my name!

I was trapped in there for years! Luckily, I was able to finally escape upon reaching Level 7 after years of searching, and released my greatest discovery yet…

The Hot Topic.

And then…

he got cucked by shadow :P

I was not "cucked" by Shadow!

I spent 3 years in that dreadful facility, so I had no way to stop him!

Doesn't Shadow put hot sauce on everything, no matter what it is?

The fact that he got his wife stolen by someone who puts hot sauce in milk is a low blow, even for him!

I don't care, Shadow can fuck off, she can fuck off, I divorced her ass ages ago.

As the evil genius in the room, I say that we move on.

Alright. So, Eggman, I was on Twitter the other day, and I saw ToeJam and Earl retweet a tweet from @eggfucker25-

Say any more and you'll regret it.

mean

Whatever.

I'm going to go get myself a Chipotle burrito and a latte.

Do you want to come along, Gary?

Maybe I can, ahem, "learn" a thing or two about how you make your inventions.

I'd rather not.

Fine, suit yourself!

Come on, Carl!

I'm sure the Chipotle burritos are much better than the pathetic burgers they offer here!

They don't even stir a good latte.

Sometimes I wish I still knew that other Eggman's assistant…

What was his name again…

...Rock Man?

Er, No, that's not right…

Excuse me, what did you say about our burgers?

I'll have you know that they're served with only the finest beef.

I could make a better burger in seconds!

A burger-bot…

Sounds like a great idea to help put Eggman King in motion once I win!

Ohohoho…

give burger me give eat burger me eat burger give me eat burger give me you

Weh Cat...

weh

I knew hiring an omnipotent cat would come in handy.

Make sure that he regrets dissing Burger King.

weh.

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