Ladies and gents, get prepared to vote…

‘cause you just tuned into an exclusive interview live from Burger King!

I’m Biff, and I’ll be your commentator today, along with my partner Musashi.

Um… hi.

Normally I’m here to talk about ARMS, but today is special.

It’s not the ARMS Grand Prix, but I’m here to interview a competitor of this tournament!

All eyes are on the awe-inspiring inventor, Gary the Gadget Guy!

How are you doing today, Gary?

Erm… I’m doing well, but…

Great to hear it, buddy.

So anyways, what have you been doing to prepare for the tournament?

I’m sure a hot shot inventor like yourself has a plan mapped out and all.

You see, that’s the thing, I’m not competing in this tournament.

What now!?

You’re saying you quit?

Now that’s a twist I didn’t see comi-

Erm, no.

I am actually the interviewer, you and Musashi are actually competing in the tournament.

Oh…

Alright.

Now I can finally properly start the interview.

How are you two doing?

I’m doing pretty good, I shared some sushi with Biff today!

Ladies and gents, prepare your taste buds, because I’m giving an in depth review on this sushi!

Well first off, it was-

Cool it.

I’m sorry.

Erm…

Well, how did you two team up, anyhow?

You seem to be an odd duo.

I ended up going to a ramen shop for lunch and meeting this little guy there.

Yep!

If it wasn’t for that you wouldn’t have ever met your best buddy Biff!

You also would’ve never tried Min Min’s noodles, which is almost as bad.

You said it, they’re no sushi, but she makes some good ramen!

Aw, that’s sweet.

What have you enjoyed most about competing so far?

I like that sushi isn’t outlawed here.

Why… would sushi be outlawed?

Is sushi being outlawed not normal?

No…

Well, I met an electric mouse!

We bonded over being the color yellow, it’s nice being around new people.

That is nice to hear, Biff.

Oh, we also met another strange yellow creature.

He was partly red and was looking for a flag.

If I didn’t know any better I could’ve mistaken him as a challenger in the ARMS Grand Prix.

Such an odd fellow.

I see…

I have one more question for the both of you, what are you planning to do to win?

I tried eating Domino’s pizza to get acquainted with our opponents, since The Miku Quartet is in our corner.

I just couldn’t do it, that stuff is so icky compared to sushi.

Hey, I don’t think it was that bad?

You ate some?

I finished all three boxes you tried out, there was a cheese, a pepperoni and a vegetarian.

Better than going to waste, I guess.

I’ve also been thinking about our Round 1 opponents, Dr. Mario is a tough opponent.

Dr. Mario is here?

No way!

Min Min has told me all about Dr. Mario before.

Really?

What kinds of things did she say?

That he was a less than desirable practitioner.

Oh…

I guess that could come in handy?

Between you and me, I have a feeling that Bowser carries the weight of their team medicine wise.

I can’t say I disagree.

Anyway, that about wraps this interview up!

It has been nice talking to you both, and I wish you both a nice day.