Sandwich no good?

I can get you a refund if you kept your receipt from earlier.

No, the sandwich was fine, I came back to interview you by yourself.

Oh, alright, what questions do you have for me?

For starters, what do you think of Breadskate?

You said he’s your friend earlier, but he seemed a tad… aggressive.

Yeah, he’s cool.

He’s the only sentient loaf of bread I know, which is cool.

Yeah, that’s not a very common thing to come by.

He’s kinda hot headed, but if he does anything to me, no one will be able to understand him, so he poses virtually no threat to me.

That’s true I suppose.

What led you to becoming a Subway employee anyways?

I was under the impression you were more accustomed to stopping world ending threats.

Who, Sephiroth?

He gave up.

I’m not sure what he’s doing now, I think I heard he was working as an intergalactic chef at McDonalds or something of that sort, but it’s of no concern to me regardless.

I found my true passion, making sandwiches.

He really just gave up out of nowhere?

He has no rhyme or reason for doing what he does.

He just does.

He works as an intergalactic chef now.

Is it that hard to understand?

…yes.

Whatever.

Well, moving on, how have your friends been after your sudden change?

Have you kept up with them?

Well, Barret and Tifa had a lot more spare time on their hands with Sephiroth gone, so they’ve spent a lot more time working on improving the slums back home.

As for Aerith, Sephiroth gave up a liiiittle too late for her.

Oh, I’m so sorry.

One more question, I’ve heard that you can only speak Japanese.

Technically speaking, that’s correct, yes.

Technically?

I’m contractually obligated to speak Japanese when doing battle, but out here I’m just running my restaurant, so I’m fine.

Where is the logic there?

Don’t ask me, I’m not the guy who wrote the contract.

Anyways, I’m going to have to leave now, it’s 10 minutes past closing, I need to head out.

A-Alright.