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Written by HGFamily Tennis SP is a cute, harmless game about how your mom has absolutely goddamn ENORMOUS tits.
Golf Mom is playing mini-golf with her kids.
Woo!
Hole in one!
Good job, Billy!
My turn!
Sarah putts a hole in one as well.
Woo!
I did it!
I’m so proud of both of you!
How about we go get some Burger King as a treat?
But mooooooom, we always eat there ever since we got here.
Plus, we know that you just want to take us there because you have an interview.
Yeah!
I want to go to Subway for once!
Fine, we can go to Subway.
We just can’t go today though, sweetie.
Aw man…
Come on, I have an interview to get to.
Fine…
Golf Mom and her kids walk to Burger King, where they find Gary and Nozomi.
Hello!
Hi there, dearie!
Nice to see you!
Nice to see you too.
I see that you brought your kids along with you!
That’s nice.
Aha, yeah.
Speaking of my kids, would you mind leaving the interview to your penguin friend here?
I watched a bit of your show in preparation for the tournament, and it most certainly was not child friendly content.
Club Penguin, on the other hand, is perfectly fine with me!
Oh… alright, I guess.
Can you take it from here, Gary?
Most certainly!
Alright…
Nozomi gets up to leave, but ends up tripping on a golf club laid on the floor, leading her to land on her head.
GOOD HEAVENS, DEARIE!
WE NEED TO GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL!
Oh…
Oh dear…
The King walks in to check on the interview.
Hey.
King looks at the floor.
Oh.
I’ll get her to the hospital.
King carries Nozomi out of the building to go to the hospital.
I hope that she is ok…
Erm, right.
The interview.
Don’t worry about her, dearie.
I’m sure the hospital will take great care of her.
Alright.
Firstly, why did you decide to join the tournament?
Well, I need to get recognition to the family business somehow!
Why not this tournament, I’m sure it can gain us some traction.
We have all sorts of sports!
Our mom’s favorite is golf, though.
I think that’s kind of clear, Billy.
Oh right, yeah.
No need to bicker, that is very interesting stuff.
On the topic of your family, how has your husband been doing?
How thoughtful of you to ask, sweetie.
He’s been doing good, we’ve been keeping up with him through letters, haven’t we?
Yeah mom, we have.
Well, good to hear you’re keeping up with him!
Wouldn’t want him to be lonely.
What do you think of your Round 1 opponent, Paruko?
I haven’t heard much about her actually, but I heard she’s some kind of sea monster or something along those lines.
That’s perfect!
We have experience as pirates, you can take down the kraken!
Dang right I can!
Woooo!
Go mom!
I think you may be a tad mistaken on what Paruko is exactly, but no matter.
Sorry to cut you off so short, but I really should be checking up on Nozomi now.
Oh, no worries at all, honey.
Go make sure she’s alright.
Gary runs out of the building and straight to the nearby hospital.
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