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Nozomi is buying lunch at Subway. Cloud is on break, so Nozomi is waiting for him to return. A loaf of bread starts rolling on the counter and making menacing poses.
GWA GWA GWA.
Is that-
Nozomi starts hysterically laughing.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA THE BREAD IS A FUCKING SKATEBOARD. AHAHAHAHA.
HAHAHAHAHA… ha… Ok, Ok.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
...Ok. I’m done, I’m done.
GWA GWA GWA GWA.
I can’t understand what you’re saying at all, but you're a contestant, I’m pretty sure.
I guess now is a good time to interview you, then.
GWA GWA GWA GWA.
Well first off, what do you think about this place?
You’ve been here a while, I’m guessing, so how does this island suit you?
GWA GWA GWA GWA.
Hmm.
You just say the same thing over and over?
I wonder if you have any intelligent thoughts whatsoever.
GWA GWA GWA GWA.
I guess that’s a no.
I guess I’m giving up on this interview, then.
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Wait, was that inflection that I just heard?
GWA GWA GWA GWA.
I guess not.
Well, this is going nowhere.
Subway Cloud comes back from his break and walks into the Subway.
Hello, Nozomi-san.
I see you have acquainted my new bread friend.
What?
You're friends with this loaf of bread?
Of course, there’s not a thing I don’t cherish.
Why should I not be friends with this loaf of bread?
It’s the least I can do after almost accidentally turning him into a sandwich that one time.
Not only that, I’ve grown some form of understanding with it.
Perhaps it’s because of my years of working as a sub shop worker.
GWA GWA GWA GWA GWA GWA.
That is a very funny observation.
Good one, Breadskate.
Hmm?
What did he say?
Oh, you wouldn’t get it.
Um… alright, I guess.
Would you help me translate Breadskate for the interview I’m doing, then?
Sure thing, if it helps you.
Thank you!
You two are fighting each other in the first round, sadly.
What do you both think of that?
GWA GWA GWA GWA GWA GWA GWA GWA!!!
Well that was uncalled for.
GWA GWA GWA.
He says: “I’ll beat his ass until he’s pinker than a fucking flamingo.”
As for myself, there’s no force of evil at play or subs at stake, so I’m fine with losing.
Would be nice to win though.
Very interesting.
It’s nice to see you’re here just for fun, but I didn’t know Breadskate was quite as passionate about this as he is, though.
When did you two first form this friendship?
I find it very interesting.
GWA GWA GWA GWA GWA GWA.
GWA GWA.
GWA GWA GWA GWA GWA GWA.
Yes, I do remember that.
I was preparing a sandwich for a customer, and I heard Breadskate screaming as I almost turned him into a sandwich.
If I couldn’t comprehend his screams I’m sure he’d be in someone’s stomach by now.
gwa gwa gwa…
That sounds like a traumatizing experience.
Well, this interview has been fun, but I’d like to go eat lunch, so…
Of course, how could I forget.
Here is your sub.
Thank you Cloud, have a nice day.
Nozomi leaves, and Carlton walks in.
Hey G, could you make me a sandwich?
No.
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