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Written by HGWahahoo!
Cool Spot is in the ocean, surfing on a 7up bottle.
Wahahoo!
A giant wave knocks Spot off his 7up bottle and sends him face down in the shoreline of the beach.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Hmm, that looked like a hard fall.
Nozomi, should we call an ambulance?
Spot jumps up off the ground and walks off the shoreline.
I suppose not, then.
Spot walks over to where Gary and Nozomi are sitting, and says nothing.
Hey little buddy. How are you?
Spot sits there, still silent.
Nozomi, what do I do?
He’s not doing anything.
Oh, I know what to do.
Nozomi takes out a glass and pours coke into it.
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Spot pulls out a scrubber and starts scrubbing the glass, turning the coke into 7up.
7up, the uncola.
Have some Un in your diet.
There we go, how are you doing, Spot and…
...what should I call you?
Who, me?
What do you mean, I thought this was a 7up commercial.
Well, actually, this is an interview, and we’re interviewing Cool Spot.
I see.
I can speak on his behalf.
As for what to call me, I suppose you can call me Mr. 7up.
Alright, Mr. 7up.
First off, I should ask if Spot’s ok.
That was a pretty hard fall earlier.
Yeah!
Excellent!
Moving on, what d-
Gary is examining the glass that is now full of 7up.
Hmm?
What’s wrong, Gary?
How did he do this?
How do you turn a coke into 7up?
It just doesn’t make any sense.
I’d love to have an invention that can do this, it’s very fascinating to me.
It’s because there’s something very special about 7up, of course.
Yeah!
Whatever makes 7up so special, I can’t say, but other soft drinks never had it, hahaha, never will.
I see, it’s a shame that you can’t say what makes it so special.
I’d love to research this on my own time.
Well you can't tell us that secret, but can you tell us the secret as to why 7up is so refreshing?
Ok!
Of course, because 7up has no caffeine.
As an uncola should.
I see.
Moving onto tournament related questions, what brought you to join the tournament, Spot?
Wahahoo!
He wanted to spread the name of 7up, of course!
It truly is the best of all soft drinks.
It would be a disservice for him to not spread it here!
Yeah!
On an unrelated note, Spot, have you heard of the Coca Cola bear?
I have been doing research on him and he’s an interesting fellow.
I’d like to know the opinion of him from another soda mascot.
Ok!
Spot takes out a plushie of the Coca Cola bear.
Stupendous!
This looks exactly like him!
What are your thoughts on him, Spot?
Spot kicks the Coca Cola bear plushie into the ocean.
Yeah.
Fascinating.
Thank you, Spot.
Before me and Gary head out, I have one more question.
How far do you think you’ll make it in the tournament?
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Spot puts up one finger.
So you’re going for first!
Well, good luck to you, Cool Spot.
Nozomi and Gary leave the beach, while Spot stays there, drinking a 7up.
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