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Written by itsybitsycherryAn interview with the Chirpy Chip's own lead singer, Paruko!
Earlier Today...
Paruko was waiting by herself in the interview room, playing on her Game Boy Advance. She’d been waiting for a few minutes, slightly impatient at how long Nozomi and Gary were taking.
Paruko was waiting by herself in the interview room, playing on her Game Boy Advance. She’d been waiting for a few minutes, slightly impatient at how long Nozomi and Gary were taking.
…Miss?
Paruko didn’t respond, focused on her game.
Ahem…
...miss?
Should we try my idea?
I do not believe it would be effective, because—
Gary sighed, realizing Nozomi had pulled two cymbals from nowhere.
Too late!
Cover your ears, Gary!
This is absurd…
Nozomi crashed the cymbals against each other, making a loud, reverberating noise that bounced across the room, scaring Paruko and making her drop her Game Boy.
Wh-wha—?!
Not an elegant solution, Nozomi.
Hey, it works!
Ready to start the interview, Paruko?
I-I was about to win the 150CC Star Cup in Super Circuit…
Why didn’t you two arrive earlier?!
Paruko, we’ve been standing here for 15 minutes.
Uhm…
…Right.
Can we begin?
Yeah, yeah!
So, first off, what made you want to join the tournament to begin with?
Um, me and Off the Hook kinda…
...lost miserably in another tournament we took part in.
While they went back to Inkopolis, I decided to give this one a shot.
It’d be good publicity for my group, too.
Interesting!
A quick statistical analysis of the record sales of the Chirpy Chirps indicates that this is, in fact, the fourth best possible strategy for boosting the numbers.
Okay, next up — how do you think you’ll perform in this tournament?
Hopefully better than last time.
I feel my sources pack a serious punch.
Hopefully serious enough for me to make it far!
Excellent.
Here’s one that’s not in the script: what happened to your friend, Pearl?
Oh, she told me she was dating the squid guy, I think.
Apparently she was meant to tag along with him and the lemon?
That’s what she told me, anyways.
Next up, how do you feel about your first match?
You’re up against Golf Mom.
Paruko picked up her GBA, which was still lying on the floor, and inserted a new cartridge inside.
I’ll answer you with this.
She turned around to show a 100% complete save file of Mario Tennis.
Impressive, isn’t it?
That doesn’t answer the question…
Hey, she’s confident.
Anything else you want to say, Paruko?
Paruko didn’t reply, as she had already begun a second save file.
Should I bring out the cymbals again?
I think we’re done here for today, actually.
Well, another interview done… these get exhausting.
Looking at the bright side, we only have a few left.
Why don’t we look for them and schedule a meeting already?
Good idea.
Gary and Nozomi left the interview room, Paruko still playing Mario Tennis. They turned off the lights, which made Paruko realize she was left behind.
W-Wait for me!
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