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Written by HGThis interview is a cutaway gag.
Alright Pichu, that interviewer lady could be here any minute now.
You know what that means, I got some crystal meth. I’ll get us started.
Pichu grabs the bag of crystal meth from Peter and tosses it into the nearby garbage can.
What the hell, Pichu.
I would’ve shared some with you, why would you do that?
You’re reminding me of Meg.
Pichu-Pi… :(
Peter tries to reach into the trash can to get his bag back, but his arms are too fat to reach down.
Damn it, my arms are too fat.
Now I’m gonna have to do this interview without any crystal meth.
Nozomi walks into Burger King and sits across from Peter and Pichu.
Fuck, she’s here.
Just fantastic.
Hello Peter!
How’s your day been going so far.
It’s been going just fucking peachy until Pichu had to come along and ruin it.
Pichu-Pi! >:(
Pichu shocks Peter’s arm.
FUCK.
Oh dear…
Hmm.
With team work like that, do you think that you’ll perform well in the tournament?
Of course I, ahem, we will.
I’m sure that we’ll breeze right through the tournament.
Beating our opponents is like shooting fish in a barrel.
You know, I bet shooting these fish would be really easy.
All I would have to do is fire a charge shot.
Go ahead, then try to shoot me, asshole.
Huh, who said that?
He did.
Fishie hops off of Paruko’s head and floats over inside the barrel.
Go ahead, try to shoot me, if you’re so confident.
I, uh.
Just shoot the barrel.
Ok.
Obama takes a shot and Fishie knocks over the barrel, causing him to miss.
NOT SO EASY IS IT?
HUH?
HUH!?
…why have you been silent for the last 3 minutes?
Who, me?
Oh, I was just feeling a flashback that juxtaposed my comparison of shooting fish in a barrel coming on.
Didn’t happen though, weird.
It sure would’ve been a Family Guy funny moment, hehe.
Alright then…
...let me just get back to asking you questions.
The team you’re facing Round 1 has your dog, Brian.
What do you think about that?
Yeah I know, I’m going to kick Brian’s ass for running away with that guy I forgot the name of!
I should’ve never bought that banana suit for him, once I did he ran off and never came back.
That’s really sad, atleast you got this little guy, right Pichu?
Pichu! :)
Yeah, whatever.
One more thing, can you show me one of your funky beats?
Why most certainly!
Here’s one that I have been working on for a while.
PICHU! PLAY YOUR GUITAR!
PICHU-PI! >:)
b-b-b-b-BANGER BAZOOKA ACTIVATE VRUM VRUM VREEEEEEE *BASS DROP* AAAAAAAAAA EE WUMWUMWUNWUMWUMWUMWUMWUM BWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOW VRUM VRUM VREEEEEEE WUMWUMWUMWUMWUM
Wow, that was…
...something, alright.
I think I’ll take that as a compliment.
Come on Pichu, let’s go work on finishing more BANGERS.
Pi! :)
Peter leaves, tripping on his way out.
FUCK, NOT AGAIN.
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