Today, we’ll be interviewing the renegades of the racetrack, Kart Insurance!

Good day, Ms. Toujou.

high quality rip noises

So, how are you enjoying your stay at BK Island?

Why, it’s lovely!

The location of a GEICO store is perfect, and your cat here is adorable.

weh

Well, that’s nice.

Here’s a question you probably get asked a lot: What is your real name?

That’s certainly not the first time I heard that.

People seem to forget that my name is actuall-

Sorry to interrupt, I just HAVE to ask some questions about the Gecko’s friend!

Okay then, feel free!

high quality rip noises

First of all, Gecko, how did you come to the decision to team up with Waluigi Pinball (Beta Mix)?

I’d be happy to answer that.

After I heard about this new tournament, that old bloke Biff wanted to take me to this other tournament.

Something about... mashing up?

I was so excited for this one that I sadly couldn’t take the opportunity, but I let him take my good friend, Martin!

He’s great in the streaming business!

So that means your name isn’t...

When I met with the telly again, I thought we would make a swell team, since he shared a source of mine in the first one.

So, Waluigi Pinball Beta Mix is a television, then?

I can’t quite say.

The only thing I know about is the catchy tune it plays.

high quality rip noises

Do you think this little guy needs any enhancements?

Just think of all the potential it has!

I can have it shoot lasers, make pizzas, maybe even play another song besides...

high quality rip noises

Honestly mate, I like the telly just the way it is.

I like its old-fashioned style, and Waluigi Pinball is a really catchy tune.

I can’t get enough of it!

Well, looks like time is up for this interview!

Thanks for answering my questions, GEICO Gecko and WPBM.

Babababut...

I never got to-

Always a pleasure.

Cheers!

GEICO: 15 MINUTES COULD SAVE YOU 15% OR MORE ON CAR INSURANCE.

...

...

HOLY SHIT!!!