Embedded Files
This site is an outdated version of the Bootleg King For Another Day Tournament TOJO!!
Written by firepower82An interview with Gary The Gadget Guy's fighting machine: ROBO-G.A.R.Y!
Hello everyone, and welcome to the second BKFAD2 interview!
Today we will be interviewing the mechanical menace himself, ROBO-G.A.R.Y!
Built by yours truly!
[HELLO, NOZOMI.]
[I’D LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME TO THIS INTERVIEW.]
You're welcome!
Let’s start the interview.
ROBO-G.A.R.Y, what do you think of your opponents, ToeJam and Earl?
[THEIR ANTIQUATED METHODS OF RHYMING WILL FALL TO MY CUTTING EDGE TECHNOLOGY.]
[GO_GO_GADGET_SPEAKERS-]
Two giant speakers appear from ROBO-G.A.R.Y's sides.
[THIS IS JUST ONE OF THE MANY BUILT IN GADGETS THAT I HAVE.]
When I created ROBO-G.A.R.Y, I added tons of gadgets and other functions to him!
Wow!
How does ROBO-G.A.R.Y work?
Is it an AI, or is it piloted by someone...?
It is in fact piloted!
Gary pulls out a remote, and ROBO-G.A.R.Y splits open, revealing who is inside!
Maw.
My friend Gary the Snail here offered himself to be the pilot of ROBO-G.A.R.Y!
I thought they’d be a perfect fit, since their names are both Gary, and whatnot.
...he was also the only one who offered to pilot it.
ROBO-G.A.R.Y closes, sealing the snail back inside.
So, Gary, how does it feel to pilot a mecha like ROBO-G.A.R.Y?
[IT’S PRETTY HOT IN HERE, TO SAY THE LEAST.]
I imagine it must be.
So, do you think you have what it takes to win?
[I WILL DEFEAT ALL WHO OPPOSE ME.]
[YOU WILL ALL SEE A DAY OF AMAZING RIPS MADE BY ME.]
[I CAN MAKE 14 QUADRILLION HIGH QUALITY RIPS PER SECOND.]
That's a lot of rips!
Could you show us how to make one?
[GLADLY.]
I'll assist him with this, one second.
Gary pulls a Kingdom Hearts disc and a Chip Tha Ripper album out of his pockets. He proceeds to put them into ROBO-G.A.R.Y’s disk drive. It produces an amazing Chip Tha Ripper mashup! ...With slightly more reverb than normal.
[HIGH QUALITY RIPS, PRODUCED ONLY BY THE HIGHEST QUALITY VIDEO GAME RIP MACHINE, ME.]
Wow, that's amazing!
Anything else you’d like to say?
[TOEJAM AND EARL, I KNOW YOU’RE WATCHING.]
[I HOPE FOR A FAIR FIGHT IN OUR EVENTUAL ENCOUNTER.]
[GOODBYE.]
ROBO-G.A.R.Y's feet suddenly turn into jet boosters, and ROBO-G.A.R.Y floats away, with Gary following it.
And that wraps up the interview!
Join us tomorrow, when we interview Tennis Ball!
Google Sites
Report abuse