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Written by HGHooooooooooooooly shit! I'm high on interviews!
The Namco Nines are sitting in their hotel room, waiting for Nozomi and Gary to show up. Pac-Chan is whining to Inky.
Why didn’t you schedule this interview to be at Burger King.
I’m hungry.
You’re always hungry.
Yeah, so what?
You’d eat the entire building, Paccy.
HA!
You baka, you can’t eat a building.
Well, maybe Godzilla could, but Pac-Chan definitely can’t, hehe.
There's a knock at the door, and Inky opens the door to find Nozomi and Gary.
Why hello, you cute little thing, and…
...penguin.
Come right in.
Nozomi and Gary walk in and sit down at a table.
What a nice place you have here.
That Pac-Man cabinet caught my eye, is that an original cabinet?
I’m quite interested in old technology like that.
Have you ever played Pac-Man in an arcade before, Gary?
Yes, I have a few old arcade cabinets back in the Gadget Room, actually!
My favorites were Pac-Man and Donkey Kong.
Anyway, I’ve gotten off topic.
Hello, how are you three doing?
I’m doing great, now that your little friend is here.
Inky!
Stop being creepy or I’ll freeze your head!
Cirno slaps Inky on the head.
Ow.
Fine, I’ll contain myself...
...for now.
Haha, yeah.
Nozomi scoots her chair back from the table.
Gary, I’m leaving.
You ask them questions.
Aww, going so soon, honey?
Shut up.
Nozomi storms out of the apartment.
WOO!
Now that she’s gone, Inky can stop acting weird!
Let’s go, Pac-Chan!
Woo!
Hey Mr. Penguin, I’m sorry for how my friend here was acting.
I don’t know what’s wrong with her.
Personally, I think she’s just stupid.
Erm, that’s alright, I suppose.
Let’s just try to change the subject.
I tried to look for as much information about you as I could, Pac-Chan, but I could hardly find anything online.
The only thing my research achieved was giving me a vast pool of Pac-Man knowledge.
Could you tell me a bit about yourself?
Oh, sure thing.
Uh, I like food! And videogames!
And weed! Especially weed, that stuff is great.
Yeah I think that’s it, I’m fairly simple, I’d say.
Simple and STUPID!
Hahahaha!
Why are you so mean…
Hmm, those are some...
...very interesting facts, Pac-Chan.
Very interesting.
What’s your favorite food?
Mine is pizza with extra anchovies.
I like fruit a lot!
They’re really yummy.
Very interesting.
(I’ll have to warn Ray about her then…)
...Well, what do you three think about your opponents, Ananke and Bomberman?
Ananke…
Banananke…
I'm hungry again.
Our opponents make me hungry.
I’ll freeze those posers’ socks off!
A bomb won’t do them much good if it’s frozen over!
Those cuties aren’t quite my taste, but I find them quite adorable nonetheless.
I am excited to beat them in battle, and maybe I could find someone even cuter in our next match!
What a nice thought that is.
Pac-Chan is rummaging through their cabinets.
Hey Inky, did we buy any bananas?
Paccy, can’t you just let me daydream for a minute?
I just wanted a banana…
Inky sighs.
...They’re on top of the fridge.
Yay!
I love bananas.
Pac-Chan grabs a bunch of bananas off the top of the fridge and sits back down.
Ok Mr. Penguin, ask more questions again, please!
Alright then.
Inky, what’s the deal with these...
..."strange videos" I found of you online?
I found them when trying to learn a little more about you, like I do with all the contestants.
Is there something wrong with them, penguin?
Is it wrong for me to have a living?
Hmm?
Erm, no, not at all.
I’ll... just move on from that, then.
Haha!
You’re ashamed to say you’re a pornstar!
Hahahaha!
Pornstar! Pornstar!
Inky is a pornstar!
...Cirno, what’s a pornstar?
I’ll tell you later.
Both of you be quiet.
Ahem, well, I think that’s my cue to leave, then.
Nice interviewing you all, goodbye now.
Gary leaves the apartment as Inky continues bickering with Cirno and Pac-Chan.
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