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This site is an outdated version of the Bootleg King For Another Day Tournament TOJO!!
Written by 2D37thanos from lucky star in real life
It’s been a day since Nozomi was injured in Golf Mom’s interview. Still concerned for their friend, Nico, Rin, and Maki decide to pay her a visit. Also, Konata came along since she had nothing else to do.
Do you think she’s alright?
I’m not exactly sure, the penguin guy said that Nozomi wouldn’t be out of the hospital until a week or so.
Who the fuck is Nozomi
How much longer until we get to the hospital?!
It feels like we’ve been walking for hours!
We’ve only been walking for 6 minutes.
Shut the fuck up
Eventually, the girls reached the hospital where Nozomi was staying... ...the only other hospital on the island. They went inside and went up to the front desk.
How may I help you?
Which room is Nozomi staying in?
Natsuki points in the general direction of the aforementioned hospital room, which was to her left.
Room 117.
You’ll want to go down that hallway and take the first left.
Got it!
Thank you, nya!~
No, seriously, who the fuck is Nozomi?
The quartet walk to the hospital room, where they’re met by Dr. Mario.
You girls are-a here to see Nozomi, right?
Yes.
How is she doing?
She’s doing-a quite well!
We should be able to have her out of here to-a-day.
The three idols sigh in relief.
That’s good to hear!
Just-a one moment.
Mario enters the hospital room and turns towards Nozomi, who is lying in a hospital bed with a sling for her right arm.
Nozomi, you have visitors.
Come in!
Mario gets out of the way for the Lucky Stars. Nico gets in front of them.
Nico Nico Nii!~
I’m Nico Yazawa, and I’ll-
Hey guys.
Let me finish!
Are you okay?
About as okay as a hospital patient with a broken arm can be.
Why didn’t you guys bring flowers?
Nico, Maki, and Rin stiffen up a little bit and start looking at each other. Then they look at Konata, who just gives them a deadpan look and flips Maki off. Nozomi laughs a bit.
I’m just kidding, you guys coming to visit is enough for me.
Well, we should probably get going.
Wouldn’t want to overstay our welcome.
Wait, could I interview you guys before you go?
Nico, Rin, and Maki say "Eeh?!" in shock.
Don’t you need more time to rest?
Fuck you
I’ve got about an hour left until I can leave, so I might as well use the time as best as I can.
Alright, girls!
Let’s give her the best interview she’s gonna get!
Yeah, ok.
Fiiiiine.
You got it!
Alright, let’s get started.
First question, how did the idol group μ’s come to be?
Some amateurs came up to me and begged for me to join their little group.
Because I’m so nice, I humored them and became their center idol!
Honoka, the actual leader, and some other girls wanted to make an idol club, but we couldn’t since Nico was the only member left in the Idol Research Club.
We went to her and asked to merge, but she refused and tried to run away.
We only got her to join by pandering to her ego.
That sounds more like her.
Thank you, Maki.
Hey!
I’m just telling it how it is.
bitch.
These next couple of questions are for Konata.
What.
How did you get here.
Konata, suddenly angry, takes a deep breath. The other girls start to get a little uncomfortable.
OK, SO I MARRIED THIS FUCKING BASTARD NAMED THANOS AND THEN HE TURNED OUT TO BE AN ABUSIVE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.
HE YELLED AT OUR DAUGHTER BECAUSE HE THOUGHT SHE WAS FAILING A CLASS SHE DIDN’T EVEN FUCKING TAKE!
NOT ONLY THAT-
Konata continues to rant, which makes everyone in the room feel varying degrees of exasperation, concern, or fear.
-AND NOW I’M STUCK ON THIS FUCKING ISLAND IN A TEAM WITH THE VERY SAME BITCH WHO CHEATED ON ME!
Okay, first off, I’ve never even met this Thanos person, if he’s even real, let alone date him!
DON’T YOU FUCKING LIE TO ME!
And secondly, how are we supposed to know if anything you’re saying is real?
An infuriated Konata destroys a nearby vase that happened to be in the room using the Power Stone.
Cool, you can shatter a vase.
I’m pretty sure 90% of the people here can do that.
Can we please focus?!
Both girls shut up, then glare at each other.
By the way, you never answered how you got here.
Oh.
I fell out of a portal.
Thank you.
Now that I know more about your past, what do you actually do?
Oh, it’s nothing special.
I’m just the ruler of the galaxy.
Yeah, and I’m Cleopatra.
Say anything else and I’ll put you in her tomb.
Riveting.
Is there anything else?
I play video games.
Really?
Which ones?
League of Legends
Death.
Fuck you, it’s fun.
Anyways, what do you guys think about your opponent, The Hatsune Miku Quartet?
Hey, wait a second!
I remember Miku!
She invited us to sing in that concert that one time!
Oh yeah!
What was it, SNOW MIKU or something?
Yeah, SNOW MIKU 2016.
Good times.
Not exactly sure how to feel about her teammates, especially her “father”, but it’s nice to be seeing her again.
Yeah, I’m looking forward to performing with her a second time, nya!
Miku, and everyone else, if you’re hearing this, I wish you good luck.
We’re fighting two old men, a teenage girl, and a gamepad.
This will be easy.
Don’t forget that this is mainly a musical tournament...
Hah! Like that changes anything!
Moving on, what do you girls think about the other contenders in this tournament?
Why would I need to pay any attention to those guys?
I’m clearly the best idol there is here.
Though I could’ve sworn I’ve seen that old guy with the glasses and dress shirt before...
Those cat girls look really fun to be around, I kinda want to collaborate with them, nya!
Oh, and there’s also that basketball player and his giant dinosaur, and-
Rin keep talking about some other contestants in the background.
I was always under the impression those white guys with antennas were space pirates, but later I found out they’re just heroes.
That was disappointing.
Eggman and that Totino's guy keep calling me “Knuckles” and I still don’t get why.
Probably because you’re as dumb as him.
Hey!
Only I get to make fun of Maki!
You’re not that good at it either.
FUCK YOU.
The three girls start to yell at each other.
Rin, how do you keep up with this?
You get used to it.
Dr. Bowser barges into the room!
Alright, gals!
You’ve stayed here long enough, and we really need to check up on Nozomi!
Would you kindly get out of here?
Fiiiine.
The Lucky Stars start to leave.
Thanks for coming by!
No problem!
...that was Nozomi, right?
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