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Nozomi is staring down at the plate Chaze brought to the interview as she watches Chaze eat Totino’s Pizza Rolls.
Why did you bring pizza rolls to an interview?
Basa dalalala babababa Siivagunner babababa balala salala bababa fuck you.
Bababa balasala buh buh ba I love sonic the hedgehog.
holy shit what is wrong with this guy.
ahem.
Do you know where your friend is, he’s supposed to be here for the interview.
Balala badadadada buh buh buh balalalala buh buh buh salala baba buh buh, no.
Why do you talk like that?...
Atom Levine floats over to Nozomi and Chaze.
Hey.
Welcome to the interview, Atom!
I guess I’ll start now.
First question, specifically for Chaze, why do you speak like this?
It grates my ears.
God damn it, again?
Why do you keep eating these pizza rolls, man?
balala basalala totino’s pizza rolls Siivagunner Siivagunner balala buh buh buh baba buh buh I’m sorry.
Atom hovers onto the tables and flips the plate of pizza rolls onto the floor.
Oh hey, Atom.
How’s it going?
You were eating those pizza rolls again, man.
Was I?
I’m sorry, I didn’t even realize.
It’s alright, but I’m making sure to keep those things away from you, man.
That’s much better.
You didn’t need to make a huge mess on the floor, though...
Anyways, what made you decide to join BKFAD when you were already a huge part of KFAD and SiIvaGunner as a whole?
I just needed something different, I guess.
I’ve been running SiIva for years, I think this is a nice opportunity for me to just do something else for once.
I left the channel in amazing hands, I’m sure.
I’m a fucking atom, what else do you expect me to do?
Reproduce asexually?
Nah, I wanna win a tournament.
How are you an atom if you’re actually normal sized?
How can I see you right now?
Fuck if I know, probably so people can look at my mesmerizing face.
He has a funny face.
He does have a mesmerizing face.
Yeah, he really does.
Truly a captivating face.
Anyways, what do you two think about your opponents, The Notetakers?
They ain’t shit.
I think they’re cool.
I haven’t talked to Nikki much, but I’m sure that she will be a strong opponent.
I really like the Frog though, he reminds me of when I started SiIva.
Yeah, but they ain’t shit though.
I think that they’re a very strong and formidable opponent.
Yeah, but they still ain’t shit though.
Hey Atom, are they shit?
No, they ain’t shit.
Alright, thought so.
Speaking of you, Atom, can you tell me what your relation to Adam Levine is?
Are you one of his atoms?
An imitation of him?
His failed science experiment in high school?
All 3 of those things are accurate.
Oh... huh.
Cool.
Anyways, what do you guys think about Adam Levine?
I fucking love Kara’s Flowers.
One sec, I have some Kara’s Flowers albums in my car.
I’ll go get them.
Chaze leaves the Burger King to get the albums.
Yeah.
Also, he literally created me, so that’s a plus.
Agreed, Adam Levine is a cool dude.
I love his musi-
Chaze walks in with a plate of Totino’s Pizza Rolls.
Buh buh buh basalala buh buh buh Kara’s Flowers.
NOT AGAIN.
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