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Welcome to the final Round 1 interview!
Today, we're interviewing Yoda, the captain of the Babylon Fleet of Time and Space!
I'm looking forward to this next interview.
Being able to see all of the futuristic gadgets this fleet has will definitely be inspirational!
For this interview, we're going to space!
Yoda's going to give us a grand tour of the fleet!
Mmmm.
Come, bring you up, this gunship will.
Absolutely marvelous, I should study the way these work for sure!
Since we're going to be here a while, I might as well start interviewing you now, Yoda!
You seem to have been busy ever since your Round 1 loss in the first tournament, so would you mind telling us more about that?
Mmm, busy, I have been.
After loss, board Babylon 5, and steal from Babylon cop, mmm.
In exchange for jail release, offered to recruit Republic ships for next tournament, I did.
Captain of Babylon, I now am.
That's certainly an… interesting story.
So, what has the Republic been doing while you're gone?
Giving that you're here instead of the Jedi Council, who's in charge?
Mmm… Order 66.
oh.
Wait, but if Order 66 has happened, what about those two republic cruisers that are tagging along?
And the driver of this gunship…
After me, they are not.
Supply the goods, I do.
The goods?
Ketamine.
Oh.
Docking with Babylon 5 now, Commander.
Mmmm, yes, very good.
Come, continue interview on board, we can do, yes?
Sure...
Landing pad, this is.
Interesting!
You can see all of Earth from up here! (Is that Earth…)
...And those forcefields prevent air from leaking into space!
And all of those other docked ships…
Having engine technology like this at my disposal in the Gadget Room might finally allow me to tip the iceberg!
Hm.
Come, marketplace, this way, yes.
Yoda, I don't think that he heard you...
Hmm?
Hey!
I was still looking at the hangar…
Short on time, we are.
In one hour, fight beginning, yes?
Waste no time, we must.
Fine…
So, where are you taking us to next?
The marketplace, wallet, you brought, mmm?
Where are you taking us to, Yoda?
Mmm, see, you will.
Quickly, come in.
This is a rather crowded room.
What is this?
Personal office, this is.
Come, take a seat.
Interview, yes?
Oh, right!
So, what do you think of your chances of winning the tournament?
Good, they are.
I bet!
Anyone in the tournament who thinks that they can beat this much technology is crazy!
And what about your opponents, HG and Radicool?
They abandoned our interview, so we don't know too much about them ourselves.
Recognize one of those names, I do.
Actually, never heard of either of them.
Yes.
Mmm.
They seem like an odd opponent.
I have no idea how they'll put up a fight!
Anyhow, what prompted you to team up with the Babylon Fleet, and join the BKFAD series of tournaments in the first place?
Mm. Difficult question to answer, that one is.
Before Order 66, cut off Jedi Council funding, the Senate did.
For funding, sell ketamine, I do.
So… you joined the tournament to sell drugs?
Indeed.
Isn’t that illegal?
In space, traditional laws, apply, do not.
...how many laws have you broken…
MATCH IN T-50 MINUTES.
PREPARING TO DEPLOY WHITE STAR FLEET.
PREPARING TO DEPLOY STARFURY SQUADRONS.
Anyways, it seems like we’re running short on time.
Thank you for joining us on behalf of the fleet, Yoda.
Pleasure, it was.
...are you saying that all of the crates in here are…
Gary, it’s time to go.
We need to get back on the ground before the match!
So… we’re just… leaving all of this?
I don’t want to leave so many copies of Club Penguin Cracks lying around…
Hgh, fine.
Mmmm, good flight, I hope you have.