Welcome back!

For today’s interview, we have the tag team duo of…

Go ahead, say my name for all my adoring fans.

Everybody’s a critic…

So today we’ll be interviewing In Jah Hood.

Yuh, ey, yuh, EY.

Happy to be here today, yuh, happy to be in BK, ey.

Now on with the questions: Why did you two decide to team up for BKFAD?

Yuh, Brian left like a dumb bitch, ey, Nigward threw in a team pitch, yuh.

I was enjoying some coffee and was about to grab myself a lemon wedge.

Then the lemon started talking and I assumed it was Spongebob pranking me, so I threw him out the window.

yuh…

But he came back, and he’s not so bad after all.

He has quite the refined music taste, the sounds of the Beatles’ music will match swimmingly with my clarinet.

I am so excited to hear what you’ve composed!

So how do you feel about your first opponent, Plok?

That guy seems rather disinterested in the tournament from my point of view.

I guess that just leaves more room for me, Squidward Q. Tentacles, to win.

I must say though, I’m interested in his obsession with flags, I should invite him as a flag twirler to my next Bubble Bowl performance.

Ey, a flag is what he’s lookin’ for, yuh, drop his guard then mop the floor, EY.

I’m glad you have the confidence, but I wouldn’t underestimate him.

For the next question, I heard a rumor that your team had a third member.

Is this true?

It is true, I started dating some girl named Pearl.

It only lasted a few days, I thought she was Krabs’ daughter at first.

That was the only way I could get enough money to survive, with that cheapskate as my boss.

Turns out it wasn’t even the right girl.

Yuh, that squid pussy is pretty good tho, ey, next time we hookin’ up Paruko.

No.

I see…

I have one more question for you… um… Mr. Tentacles?…

Spongebob.

Permanent marker.

Ah, yeah, that makes sense.

Well, I guess that ends the interview.