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Written by HGToeJam and Earl run into ROBO-G.A.R.Y. while preparing for their match.
ToeJam and Earl are wandering around the island, and find ROBO-G.A.R.Y slouched over on the sidewalk.
Yo Big Earl!
Look at the big metal dude.
Isn’t this our opponent?
Yeah.
How are ya, metal dude?
[...]
He seems a bit tired, wouldn't ya say?
I think he could use a little funk.
You ready, Big Earl?
Yeah, I'm ready, ToeJam.
ToeJam and Earl begin to rap!
T, O to the E, jammin on the beat and there Big Earl Make 'em stand on they feet.
Crash landing on this strange planet, tryna find the pieces, but this place is gigantic.
[...]
It didn't work!
I thought it would work for sure!
Maybe this'll, TJ.
Wake up.
Wake up.
Wake up!
Wake up!
WAKE. UP!!!
[...]
Maybe he just needs new batteries.
Yeah.
ToeJam runs back to their hotel room to get a pack of batteries, while Earl stays on the sidewalk to accompany ROBO-G.A.R.Y. until ToeJam returns.Then, ROBO-G.A.R.Y. lights up on his own!
[...]
[REBOOTING.]
[INITIALIZING SURROUNDING.]
[HELLO, BIG EARL.]
'Sup metal dude.
...How did you know my name?
[YOU'RE MY OPPONENT. OF COURSE I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.]
Oh yeah, ToeJam was mentioning that earlier.
Well, you should probably head inside now that you've rebooted, metal dude.
[MY NAME IS "ROBO-G.A.R.Y, NOT "METAL DUDE".]
Alright, ROBO-G.A.R.Y!
Oh hey look, there's ToeJam.
ToeJam is running rapidly towards Earl and ROBO-G.A.R.Y, with Tony the Tiger trailing behind him!
SOMEBODY’S TRYNA RUN ME OVER WITH A LAWN MOWER!
BIG EARL, RUN!
Actually, it’s a vacuum cleaner, not a lawn mower.
You should purchase one of our new Frosted Vacuums, they’re gr-r-r-r-r-r-reat!
Yo, you sellin’ any frosted hot dogs?
No, but I urge you to buy any of our other frosted produc-
I’m good.
-YO TJ LET ME AND ROBO-G.A.R.Y. CATCH UP WITH YOU!
ToeJam had already bolted away from Tony as fast as possible, and Earl and ROBO-G.A.R.Y slowly caught up to him. Eventually, they all wound up in the lobby of the BK Hotel.
...man, the technology in this planet is way past cool.
Don't you agree, Big Earl?
Yeah, like hot dogs.
I wouldn’t really say hot dogs are technology.
I meant the fact that we’re talking to a robot, but you do you, Big Earl.
I could really go for a hot dog, now that we’re talking about it.
The conversation halts for a few seconds.
[WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO DUEL WITH EACH OTHER TONIGHT.]
Yeah.
Be sure to do your best, I wanna feel like I've earned this win.
[SAME TO YOU.]
[I KNOW YOU'LL PUT UP A FIGHT, FUNKOTRON IS A VERY ADVANCED PLANET.]
Hold up, you've heard of Funkotron?
That's awesome, man!
[OF COURSE.]
[WHY WOULD I GO INTO BATTLE WITHOUT LEARNING ABOUT MY OPPONENT?]
You sure are thorough.
Speaking of being thorough, do you know where Big Earl wandered off to?
Earl walks back into the lobby, carrying 7 hot dogs.
Yo ToeJam!
Did you know the Subway here sells hot dogs?
The nice sword guy gave me a discount if I bought 7!
Why do you need 7 hot dogs?
Why not?
ToeJam sighs.
...Well, see you in our battle, ROBO-G.A.R.Y.
I’m sure it’ll be a great one.
[GOODBYE, FUNKOTRONIANS.]
The two parties part ways.
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