Barfbot: Barfy I have terrible news.
Barfy: Huh!? What happened?
Barfbot: I lost my prized possession!
Barfy: What is it Barfbot?
Barfbot: I LOST MY FAVORITE CAN OF BAKED BEANS
Barfy: Wow Barfbot, that is very sad, depressing, and depression. I will make use of my time to help you find your favorite can of beans that you own.
Barfbot: ok
Barfbot: MWAHAHAH, I never had a can of beans, now Barfy will stay away from me, looking for my can of nonexistent beans.
Barfy: Hello Cubey. Have you seen a can of baked beans lying around?
Barfy: Oh, Barfbot recently lost his favorite can of beans. That's why I asked you "Hello Cubey. Have you seen a can of baked beans lying around?" Because I really wanted to know if you saw Barfbots beans, due to him losing them.
Barfy: I wonder if a What am I stole Barfbot's favorite can of baked beans.
What am I: Wow! I really love this can of baked beans.
Barfy: I HAVE CAUGHT YOU, MR WHAT AM I WHO STOLE BARFBOT'S FAVORITE CAN OF BAKED BEANS. YOU ARE REALLY GUILTY AND I WILL TAKE THE CAN OF BAKED BEANS AWAY FROM YOU SO I CAN GIVE THEM BACK TO BARFBOT WHO ACTUALLY OWNS THE BAKED BEANS SO STOP AND GIVE ME THE BAKED BEANS OR I WILL DO SOMETHING EVIL TO YOU.
What am I: What? No! These are my baked beans, Barfbot does not own them, I own them, these are my baked beans and you should leave me alone and let me enjoy my baked beans in peace.
Barfy: oh ok.
Barfy: Barfbot, sadly I wasn't able to find your can of baked beans.
Barfbot: ok cool now go away.