Werner Vs AASS

“Fool.”

Werner strolls across a nearby forest, doing what Werner usually does. Brutalize random animals, eat random hikers. Whatever. Suddenly, Werner finds himself face to face with a… thing. Almost as tall as him, but still a bit off, nearby stands John Quantum and a few soldiers from the Azlan project. “The fuck is this? Shittiest sting operation ever.” Werner comments. “Wasn't a sting operation, we're here to take you out.” One of the soldiers speaks up, his voice a bit shaky, though his non-caring demeanor. “Are you a dumbass or trying to stall me?” Werner questions sarcastically. “We've made a super soldier specifically to counter you; it's effectively immortal to what we know.” John butts in, holding a bragging tone. “Immortal?” Werner says through a shaky tone, it's either he's scared or happy as shit. “I'm fucking wet, and I'm gonna kill you,” Werner says before rushing the super soldier, ripping him through many trees, and starting the fight.

Werner stuff

Werner blocks a shadow blast from the super soldier, charging straight forward to grab the soldier and tearing his arm off. The soldier's arm regrows almost instantly, making Werner get that much happier with a punching bag. Werner throws a right hook at the soldier as they fly through the air, the soldier catching it and throwing a left hook. Werner hits the soldier with a tornado kick, following up with a right haymaker to send the soldier into a hill.

“I gotta say this is the worst idea you’ve had yet. Truly garbage.” Werner mocks as the soldier gets back on his feet. “Wanna recite the shitty boxing skills they taught you in a mirror before fighting me again? HERE!” Werner teases before throwing a door-sized mirror at the soldier and following up with a knee strike, sending the soldier and broken glass into the hill a second time. Werner feels a new power signature through his senses, swiftly turning around to punch a shot from the Quantum gun flying at him, redirecting the shot, though injuring his fist. “Fuckin’ third party,” Werner mutters as he dodges a strike from the soldier. “I'm gonna turn you into a couch cushion." Werner threatens as he grabs the soldier's strike, hitting a jab to knock him away.
“S tier bitch. You could be confused for a woman. Estrogen paladin over here.” Werner relentlessly slanders before rushing the soldier. The soldier grabs Werner’s punch, hitting him in the chest with a palm strike to send him back. “One of the first people ever to catch my punches. Too bad you're still weak as shit.” Werner charges the soldier again, throwing a decoy punch and following up with a left hook, sending the soldier off. The soldier fires many arcane bolts at Werner. Werner walks through them effortlessly, even though he's bleeding from them.  Werner grabs one of the bolts heading to his head, crushing it and shattering the magic like glass. “That isn't even fucking possible.” The soldier comments in confusion. “Shush, boy, you'll make a great chandelier.” Werner threatens yet again as he grabs a nearby tree, uprooting it and holding it out like a fencer.

The soldier fires an arcane beam, and Werner blocks with the tree before appearing behind the Soldier for a grapple. The soldier attempts to overpower Werner, but is slowly overpowered himself. Werner pulls his right arm back, stabbing it straight into the soldier's stomach and kicking him away. Werner licks some of the blood from his arm as the soldier rapidly heals himself. “One, you taste like shit, two, I've never seen someone this much of a wuss ass. You got one lethal hit on you, and you're instantly healing, pusssssssssssssy!” Werner mocks, his tone shifting occasionally to a baby voice to continue provoking further. The soldier charges at Werner, conjuring a blade from mana. Werner grabs his thrust, breaking off the blade's tip and stabbing it into the soldier, following up with a spinning hook kick and throwing a small tree where the soldier lands. The soldier redirects the tree, healing his wound and fixing the blade. The soldier suddenly teleports in front of Werner, delivering a powerful drop kick that sends Werner through many trees. Werner uproots a tree with his momentum and uses it as an anchor. “Why don't you give up?” John Quantum's voice rings from a nearby intercom. “Millions of years dedicated to that thing, I REFUSE TO BE SUBJUGATED ANY LONGER! None of you can EVER hope to understand the torment that was forced upon me. Yet you act as if you care. I'll just kill every single one of you. Just as you did with my people.” Werner rants furiously, shifting into a running stance for another powerful rush.
The soldier opens an arcane shield over himself, Werner shattering the shield on contact and ripping the soldier in half. The soldier rapidly regrows his legs, kicking Werner while getting back on his feet. Werner quickly plants his feet, stopping before his super tungsten cleaver lands directly next to him. “I'm going to turn you into a 3D printed steak,” Werner says while pulling his giant cleaver out of the ground. Werner instantly throws the cleaver like a boomerang, following behind with a drop kick. The soldier ducks the cleaver throw, grabbing Werner’s dropkick and throwing him into a nearby hill. The soldier continues, following up with a flying double punch and blasting Werner away with his arcane beam.
Werner rapidly recovers nearby, noticing his cleaver has a giant hole in the blade. “Did you do this…” Werner questions, his tone was emanating how pissed he could be. “So what?” The soldier says before firing a mana volley. Werner effortlessly deflects the blasts with one arm, his battered body showing no signs of exhaustion. “JUST USE IT!” John Quantum's voice rings out. The soldier is taking a weirdly open stance before chanting, “New Spirit Technique, Technique 10, Spiritual awakening.” The soldier's body is hidden by the surge of energy and mana. Werner smiles enthusiastically. This is exactly what he wanted. “Given potential fallen upon blind stars.” The soldier mutters. “Well ill show you a technique of my own then,” Werner announces, a powerful shock ripping through the forest, making hundreds of trees around him fall. The shocks remain for over 7 seconds, almost forcing the soldier back. “THE STAGE 4 BURST!” Werner calls out, his voice being much more controlled compared to his usual rough tone.

 New heights, as they said

Werner teleports in front of the soldier, grabbing his head and ripping him straight through a mountain. The soldier stabs a great sword conjured from mana into Werner, kicking him away and restraining him with mana chains. Werner tears the chains off, using the chains to grapple the soldier for a powerful follow-up jab. The soldier teleports behind Werner, punching him in the back and sweeping the giant's legs. Werner grabs the leg sweep with his own, slamming the soldier into the wall and starting a relentless barrage of various punches, digging the soldier further into the wall. Werner side kicks the soldier into the wall, forcing him out of the mountain. The soldier attempts to reposition, only to be interrupted by Werner haymakering him into a large tree. The soldier summons a tornado of mana around him for protection, and Werner tears straight through it and slams the soldier in the side with a tree. As the soldier recovers nearby, Werner grabs his broken cleaver, snapping the handle off and sharpening it with the cleaver's blade for an improvised spear. The soldier pulls a veil to prevent projectiles, only for Werner to appear behind him for a relentless stabbing, following up with a right hook. “You could say this shits from London. No? Only me? Losers.” Werner states before rushing the soldier again. The soldier bashes Werner, forcing him to the ground, only for Werner to get into a handstand to kick the soldier straight up. Werner jumps up with his arms, grabbing the soldier with his legs and whipping him into the ground. “IT'S THAT TIME OF  THE WEEK. I HAVEN'T DONE THIS IN A WHILE, SO HERE WE GO. SOOOOOUUURRR CREEEAAAAMMMMM!” Werner roars before falling straight into the soldier, his elbow landing right across the soldier's body and killing him instantly.

Werner rises from the pool of blood, smelling the area around him to find John. Suddenly, John Quantum finds Werner in front of him. “You’re a Nobel Prize-winning dumbass,” Werner mocks before hitting John Quantum with a one-inch punch, his fist phasing right through. It was a hologram. “Fuckin’ pussy.” Werner mutters.
Werner begins his walk back to the cult base, basking in the sun as he does. Suddenly, Azalo-S hops out of a rift in front of him. “We need your help to fight Someone!” Azalo-S announces hesitantly. “Who?” Werner questions. “His name is Someone.” Azalo-S answers. Werner just stares for a second, processing how the fuck that person is named; Someone. “Yeah, whatever ill fight, just give me a peak ass entrance so I can aura farm on that kid,” Werner states as he follows Azalo-S.
Here it begins.