Azalo free-for-all

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Azalo-X, widely known as the strongest of the Azalo race. Along with Azalo-E, the second strongest, one day had a grand idea to present. Azalo-X and -E soon approached Azalo himself to present their new idea, which would be quite entertaining. Azalo heard the ideas, the options it gave,w and the bragging rights it held for those who won. Azalo approved of it.
Azalo-X and -E then began their collection of all other variants, former and current, for the fated free-for-all. One after another they came, the half robotic twins, the progenitor of plasma, the warrior of sacrifice, the crusader, the super sorceress, but some. Some were issues. “Fallen, let me get Etho. I'm the only one he even listens to, especially after that whole incident.” Azalo-E urges. “Fine, but if you take too long, I'll get him myself.” Azalo-X warns. “You already know he doesn't care for intimidation; intimidating him will make this more difficult,” Azalo-E states before leaving with a black flash of lightning. Meanwhile, Etho has been unwinding, currently in ring 998 of Spiculum Terra. Suddenly, Etho hears lightning strike behind him, the air becoming visibly darker. “What do you want? I'm retired.” Etho puts out. “You're not retired, liar. Don't act like I'm an idiot, not just anyone can burn down one of John Quantum's labs, especially in the last year.” Azalo-E rants. “Answer my question.” Etho reminds. “We want you to come and fight free for all, against all Azalo—former and current,” Azalo-E states. Etho doesn't respond for a while—he's thinking, as he always does. “What are the rules or catches?” Etho questions. “Only 2 rules, first, you can only bring one weapon of your choice, and second, no excessive teaming unless that's your whole gimmick. Cough couch, Azalo-H.” Azalo-E answers, then remarks. “Fine, I'll go. See you topside.” Etho agrees. Meanwhile, Azalo-X finds the last required one, and possibly the worst of all—Azalo-A. As Azalo-X appears, he quite quickly has to dodge 3 daggers and 2 swords being directly thrown at him. “Shiiiit, my bad man,” Azalo-A1 says, clearly not caring. “Yeah, ok. 4 is unfair, so one of you will come with me,” Azalo-X states. All Azalo-A’s instantly point at each other, with Azalo-A4 getting the most votes. “Oh fuck y'all, today's my relaxation day. I'm supposed to be on a beach twirling through a spray of water and shit.” Azalo-A4 argues. “Just hurry up…” Azalo-X says through a sigh. As Azalo-A4 walks through the portal, she's brought to a large arena, easily the size of a city, with various terrains. “Hello competitors, today, you all will fight in a free-for-all against each other. There are only 2 rules: only have one weapon of your choice, and no excessive teaming unless you revolve around that,” Azalo-X announces.

“BEGIN!”

Everyone tenses at the start-up, Etho shooting a green flare in the air as they start. Werner jumps up and catches the green flare, dunking it straight onto Azalo-J. “Been a while, huh? It hasn't, but I don't give a shit.” Werner says before kicking Azalo-J into the ground and rushing to Azalo-M. As Werner winds a punch, the plasma shield stops his strike. “Once a pussy, always a pussy.” Werner states, while pushing his fist against the shield. I'll make sure I win this time around.”
Azalo-M says before a large mech rips out of the ground, grabbing Werner and throwing him back as Azalo-M pilots the mech. “Why are most of y'all such wussies? Always needing this gimmick, and that mech, and WHATEVER. ALL OF YOU ARE SHIT AT FIGHTING!” Werner lunges at Azalo-M’s mech, Azalo-J quickly rips himself out of the ground and fires a micro missile at Werner. Werner slams into the ground, quickly getting up and piss-missing a tungsten ball at Azalo-J. Azalo-J barely dodges and fires another micro missile. Werner grabs and throws the micro missile back at Azalo-J., Azalo-M fires a small plasma beam at Werner, causing him to be pushed back. Werner quickly adapts and tears through the beam, reaching Azalo-M and swinging his mech into a nearby wall. “Rule 2 said no teaming, dipshit,” Werner says as Azalo-R fires multiple chaingun rounds into Azalo-J. Nearby, Werner sees Azalo-Q and Azalo-S fighting in the air, Azalo-Q attempting to flash freeze Azalo-S, which she counters with fire. “Everyone has to have some gimmick and shit,” Werner mutters to himself. Meanwhile, Azalo-S fires a powerful rope of mana, hitting Azalo-Q and sending her to the ground. Azalo-Q freezes the rope and breaks it off. Azalo-Q flies up, charging a large blast of frost to put the arena into a blizzard. Though before she could pull it off, Azalo-R fires his chain gun at Azalo-Q, shattering her spell. “Fucking ow. Do you mind?” Azalo-Q exclaims, imbuing her leg with frost before slamming it into the ground—flash-freezing the area Azalo-R stands on. Azalo-R breaks the ice quickly, firing more rounds at Azalo-Q, who blocks the rounds with her ice. Nearby, Etho finds Azalo-H, who is doing god knows what. “Well,l look what I found, the absolute coward,” Etho exclaims. “I guess I have no choice.” Azalo-H states before making a spade from nanites and rushing at Etho, quickly swinging in many directions at once. Etho swiftly dodges and deflects incoming strikes, hitting Azalo-H with a palm strike. Azalo-H’s nanites block the strike, though still sending him backward. “Nice tech, mine is better, unfortunately.” Etho cockily says. “I don’t give a fuck.” Azalo-H reminds before throwing a spear made of nanites at Etho. Etho dodges, causing the spear to disperse and return to Azalo-H, who lunges at Etho with a katana made of more nanites—just barely missing Etho’s neck. Etho responds with an axe kick to Azalo-H’s back, pushing him to the floor before kicking him away. “Those nanites defending you are becoming annoying.” Etho remarks. “That's why they are here, nano machines son.” Azalo-H states before throwing 3 more spears. Etho grabs the first one to deflect the other 2, all the spears returning to Azalo-H. “Let's get a little serious,” Azalo-H says before seemingly splitting into 2. Azalo-HP has come to defend his twin. At the other side of the arena, Azalo-F meets Azalo-L, who both are hesitant to make the first move. Azalo-F kneels, standing on his knees as he unsheathes his odachi from his back. “May my sword shine on a battlefield’s light again. I wish you the greatest luck, as I will not be going easy.” Azalo-F warns, which Azalo-L just rolls his eyes. Azalo-F stands and rushes at Azalo-L, slashing at him. Azalo-L quickly dodges, splashing his acid on Azalo-F’s open arm. “Shit,” Azalo-F exclaims through pain. Azalo-F doesn't give time to rest, quickly rushing Azalo-L a second time, doing multiple slashes, and cutting Azalo-L’s finger. Azalo-F steps back, his melted arm healing along with his sword resisting the acid. “Your blood is acidic too? Great. Too bad my sword is an extension of my flesh.”

Azalo-F states before sliding under Azalo-L, and leg sweeping him. Azalo-L quickly throws more streaks of acid, burning Azalo-F’s leg and sword. Azalo-F suddenly appears behind Azalo-L. “Yield my flesh,” Azalo-F says before slashing Azalo-L twice, taking off half his forearm. Azalo-L punches Azalo-F away with his free arm, the place of contact on Azalo-F quickly melting due to acid. Azalo-F’s body quickly regenerates due to Azalo-L’s missing forearm. “I must end this now. Yield my flesh, to claim their bones.” Azalo-F restates before rushing at Azalo-L and finishing him off with various slashes, completely dismembering him. Azalo-F takes a stance and wipes the blood from his sword, then slowly sheaths it. Suddenly, Werner slams into him after being knocked back, and he then turns around and punches Azalo-F’s skull in. Currently dead: Azalo-F, -L, and -D. Werner lunges at Azalo-M again, latching onto the mech's arm and using a stage 1 burst. Werner grounds his feet and starts to overpower Azalo-M’s mech, “I WILL TURN YOUR FLESH INTO A CAKE,” Werner yells before flinging Azalo-M’s mech into a hill. Nearby, Azalo-Q continues to block chain gun fire from Azalo-R, attempting to wear out his ammo supply. “How many rounds do you have, Christ?" Azalo-Q says in a quite annoyed tone. Azalo-Q forms various hand signs while slowly circling her arms, “Fine then.” Azalo-Q says before firing a beam of pure frost at Azalo-R, who responds by firing their Davy Crockett. Azalo-R and the flying Davy Crockett are frozen in a large encasement of ice as Azalo-Q releases her stance. Azalo-Q falls and charges at Azalo-R, punching the ice while pulling all frost from her arm—making her arm blaze with flames as she strikes. Azalo-R is out. Though somewhere, things were brutal. Enter;

The night of 2 juggernauts.

Azalo-G fires at the grounded Azalo-J, killing him. Azalo-G looks around for his next victim and finds Azalo-K leaning on his spear. “I guess we can finally end the debate of who the stronger juggernaut is. Don't you say?” Azalo-K says cockily. “Yeah, we should,” Azalo-G says before firing a chaingun round, which Azalo-K swiftly dodges and pulls his spear and chain sword out. Azalo-K throws his spear, which Azalo-G swats away before firing 2 more rounds and sliding toward Azalo-K. Azalo-K leaps upward, stabbing into the ground with his chain sword. Azalo-G pushes himself back, narrowly dodging the stab before kicking Azalo-K away. Azalo-K grabs his nearby spear and throws it at Azalo-G, who's trying to fire his chaingun. Azalo-K follows behind the spear, overclocking his foresight and grabbing his chain sword. Azalo-G gets into a proper stance before grabbing the spear, initiating hand-to-hand combat. Azalo-K slides behind Azalo-G, swinging the chainsword. Azalo-G blocks with the spear and gets disarmed, responding with a quick fire of his chaingun. Azalo-K overclocks and blocks the round with his spear, shattering it into 2. Azalo-K throws the spearhead at Azalo-G, sprinting right behind it and dodging more chain gun fire. Azalo-K overclocks a third time and slices his cheek before attempting to stab Azalo-G. Azalo-G quickly grabs both the flying spear head and the spear handle about to pierce him before kneeing Azalo-K back. Azalo-K swipes with the chain sword again, repossessing his broken spear head. Azalo-G and -K circle each other for a few seconds before Azalo-G fires his chain gun, staying consistent at long range.
Azalo-K dodges and throws the broken spearhead at Azalo-G’s head.
Azalo-G grabs it out of the air as Azalo-K swipes his chainsword at him, grabbing onto Azalo-G’s hand. Azalo-G rolls his hand to grab the chain sword, pulling Azalo-K towards him, punching him away, and stealing the chain sword. Azalo-K whips himself back up, watching Azalo-G throw the broken spear head and chain sword back to him. “Gentleman much?” Azalo-K says before picking up the weapons and rushing to Azalo-G, who fires 2 chaingun rounds.
Azalo-K starts close-range combat, overclocking his foresight and swiping at Azalo-G hundreds of times with the spear head and sword. Azalo-G swiftly dodges, only getting grazes on the shoulders and cheek before hitting Azalo-K with a spinning hook kick—sending Azalo-K to the left. Azalo-K throws the spear handle up and swings the spear head at it, punting the handle at Azalo-G and nailing him in the arm. Azalo-G tears the handle out, quickly bandaging himself before throwing the handle back at Azalo-K. -K overclocks and grabs the spear and handles out the air while rushing toward Azalo-G. They initiate more hand-to-hand combat. Azalo-G throws a strong left, which Azalo-K blocks before sweeping Azalo-G’s legs. Azalo-G hits the ground -K slams the spearhead down toward Azalo-G’s head. Azalo-G moves his head out of the way before twirling his body to trip Azalo-K. Azalo-K jumps up to dodge the sweep before getting side-kicked by Azalo-G, sending him backward. Azalo-G and Azalo-K circle for a few seconds, ‘I won't win without a proper melee. Maybe, I could just… get better.’ Azalo-G thinks before a small portal behind his right shoulder, Azalo-G pulls out brass knuckles, a push knife, and a chain. Azalo-G throws the chain, latching Azalo-K’s forearm and pulling him forward before throwing a punch with his brass knuckles. Azalo-K uses his supreme agility to duck and round kick Azalo-G in the side before getting knee’d in the back. Azalo-K swipes at Azalo-G with his chain sword, which Azalo-G blocks with his chain-covered arm, delivering a punch to Azalo-K’s side with the push blade. Azalo-K quickly recovers, over-clocking and slicing his thigh before using his chain sword and spear head to slash inhumanly fast at Azalo-G. Azalo-G blocks and dodges what he can, getting sliced in various places before catching Azalo-K’s arms. Azalo-K attempts to pull away, but Azalo-G’s grip is far too strong, which -G knees Azalo-K twice to stun him before hitting a liver shot with his brass knuckles—knocking Azalo-K away. Azalo-K coughs a bit of blood before a sudden shot from Azalo-G’s chaingun grazes his side. Azalo-K grips a large wound on his left side, seeing the blood on his hand. Azalo-K tenses up, forcing the blood to stop before swiping his chain sword from a long range, catching and tearing off Azalo-G’s left forearm. Azalo-K rushes straight at Azalo-G and overclocks, stabbing and slashing at Azalo-G hundreds of times in seconds. Azalo-G sustains many lacerations before right hooking Azalo-K, sending him flying and separating the upper and lower halves of Azalo-K.
With all of that, Azalo-G had solo’d. Azalo-K’s upper half lies on a hill nearby, attempting to keep living though failing. “Well, that was… amazing. Good shit man, you win. I'm done.” Azalo-K says before giving out, the last bits of life fading from his eyes. Azalo-G straps a tourniquet to his left arm before surveying his surroundings.
Nearby, he sees Werner tearing Azalo-M’s mech open and creating a literal bloodbath.
Though during the 2 juggernauts' fight, another frame-worthy battle was happening.

“Did it really have to be? Etho?”

As Azalo-H summons his twin, Etho quickly fires 2 micro missiles at them. Both of them plant a nanite shield, blocking the missile before rushing again. As they enter close-range combat, Azalo-H throws off a few smoke grenades. Azalo-HP sweeps Etho’s legs, stopping rigid due to the strength imbalance of their armor. Etho pins Azalo-HP’s leg, the nanites quickly dispersing and reforming to kick Etho into Azalo-H’s shovel swing—nailing Etho in the head and briefly stunning him. Etho activates two (Etho) grade lasers and tears everything around him. Azalo-H and -HP jump to dodge the lasers, -HP hitting Etho with an axe kick. Etho’s Terra suit sprouts many more micro missiles, flying straight up and barraging Azalo-H and -HP’s location through the smoke. “I'm done, this is fucking annoying,” Etho exclaims before seemingly teleporting behind Azalo-H for a strong left. Azalo-HP quickly disperses and puts himself between -H and the punch. Etho responds by opening all the shotgun shells of his suits gauntlet, lighting the area with slug rounds,s and injuring Azalo-H. Etho cocks his arm back to reload the shells before flying to Azalo-H for a dropkick. Azalo-HP materializes in front of -H, blocking the strike and resisting Etho’s speed. Etho wraps his legs around -HP and fires an amped micro missile into Azalo-HP’s face. As Azalo-HP’s body disperses, Etho quickly stands to round kick Azalo-H in the head, sending him flying into a nearby hill. Azalo-HP spawns behind Etho, swiping a nanite machete at Etho. As the machete makes contact, it instantly shatters due to the Terra metal being far stronger. Etho fires his arm-mounted GAU-8 at Azalo-H. Azalo-HP attempts to block the barrage of gunfire, his nanites rapidly being torn through. Soon enough, Azalo-H had died. Nearby, Azalo-S summons a large tornado of flames toward Azalo-Q, ending their own battle. Etho sees Azalo-S for the first time in what seemed like forever. Etho quickly overclocks his thrusters, flying at Azalo-S for a dropkick. Azalo-S conjures a large mana shield to block the strike, the shield shattering like glass. Etho backs up before the shards point and fly at him all at once. Etho breaks through the glass, using various weaponry before firing a micro missile at Azalo-S. Azalo-S summons a large mirror, reflecting the missile at Etho. Etho swiftly blocks the missile, “You’ve changed a lot, never expected you’d be a magic type person.” Etho remarks. “Time does many things to oneself. If only you truly understood.” Azalo-S said while conjuring two knives from mana. They commence hand-to-hand combat, Azalo-S slashing at Etho. Etho uses the many shotgun shells on his arm, and Azalo-S has to block all the slug rounds. Azalo-S throws the daggers up, which they quickly duplicate before flying straight at Etho. Etho flies back a bit, firing a few micro missiles to deal with the daggers. As the last dagger is destroyed, Etho flies straight at Azalo-S, punching her in the chest and pushing her back. Azalo-S uses a small gravity blast, pushing Etho away from making a proper combo. Etho suddenly appears behind Azalo-S, uppercutting her upward while quickly following up with a hammer fist down. As Etho flies straight down to smash Azalo-S into the ground a second time, Azalo-S fires a large titana boa at Etho to ensnare him. As Etho is trapped,d Azalo-S picks up the snake by its tail and throws it away, the large snake exploding into butterflies as Etho tears out of its grip. Azalo-S makes a small hand gesture, the butterflies turning into shards of metal and charging straight at Etho. Etho grabs two shards to deflect the others, not knowing that Azalo-S turned the shards into thermite, setting Etho’s surroundings on fire. The fire swirls into a large tornado, a storm cloud forming above and striking lightning all around Etho. Etho breaks out the tornado and body’s Azalo-S, forcing her onto the ground as he delivers many punches, then standing back up and kicking her away. Azalo-S quickly gets up, trying to fire another spell, but she’s swiftly hit with many micro missiles. “F-fuck.” Azalo-S exclaims.
“Dammit, I have no choice,” Azalo-S says before materializing a green clock in front of her, grabbing the minute hand. “ONE MINUTE!” Azalo-S announces before pulling the minute hand back one and rewinding time to block all the micro missiles. “Well… I'm out of mana.” Azalo-S says with worry. “If I recall, you said using any more spells will cause you to have to sacrifice chunks of your own body. I don’t think you’re willing enough to sacrifice something like that.” Werner butts in while reminding. “Oh, I'm a willing jackass. I’m willing to kill all of you at once, whether it requires a sacrifice or not. I think this is a good time to try out new techniques I’ve learned.” Azalo-S says that before her body starts to expel an extreme amount of energy, the gravity becomes heavier as she charges. “Etho, all I would like to say is that I’m sorry for being unable to protect you. I personally blame myself for all the events happening past your rejection, and I would still like to say sorry a hundred times over, but I know you don’t take those any longer.” Azalo-S says before her body condenses into a black hole, tearing at the remaining battlefield. Etho grapples with a nearby wall, pulling himself away. Azalo-A runs away from the black hole. Werner just grounds himself and walks slowly away from the black hole. While Azalo-G attempts to ground himself to prevent being sucked in,n his hook breaks—in the last seconds of Azalo-G being in the free-for-all, he fires a chain gun round at Etho’s grapple. Etho quickly replaces the grapple line, “WHY THROW THE STRAY AT ME DAMMIT?” Etho yells out.
The black hole fades, the last remnants of Azalo-S’s grand exit fading off. Werner suddenly appears behind Etho, “Servey. NOW!” Werner says before uprooting Etho from the floor, jumping up, and axe kicking him down. Werner dives straight down, landing directly on Etho before picking him up and throwing him across the arena. As Werner seemingly teleports behind Etho, his skin is torn off due to the extreme speed—Werner kicks Etho across the arena again while still in the air. Werner appears behind Etho again, his skin even more torn and shredded due to his speed. Werner hammerfists Etho into the floor, landing right next to him; “Been to Chilly's lately?” Werner mocks before picking Etho up and flinging him into a mountain, followed by dropkicking Etho through the mountain. Werner suddenly slides behind Etho for a powerful right hook, still running right behind Etho. Werner twirls in the air, hitting Etho with a butterfly round kick and sending him into a nearby hill. As Etho attempts to stand,d Werner appears directly in front of him for a brutal uppercut. Werner jumps up, grabbing Etho’s leg before throwing him straight down. “Looks like you could use some sour cream,” Werner says before jumping straight up and pulling his elbow out.
Werner lands right on Etho, a shockwave ripping out. This is one of Werner’s special moves, where he jumps as high as he can and slams his elbow into an opponent. Etho’s suit acts for him, sweeping Werner and hitting a palm strike to send him away.


“I guess I have zero choice, so let me show you the true capabilities of my suit's power source,” Etho says, before pulling a pure white 8-ball-sized orb from his suit. As he presents it, Etho slowly crushes it with his right arm. As Etho does an intensive amount of pure energy ripping through the air, the ball slowly cracks. Soon, the ball shatters, releasing a giant explosion and blinding everyone around. So,n Werner finds himself inside a city, “Did that seriously kill me?” Werner mumbles to himself before he hears Azalo-X’s voice. “Welcome, the last 2 contestants. We've put you in an 11-to-1 simulation of the real world for this final fight for maximum entertainment for everyone.” Azalo-X announces. “I'm fuckin wet,” Werner says. “Okay… well, let's then commence.”

 “The finale!”

Werner climbs up a nearby skyscraper, looking for Azalo-A. As Azalo-A roams the city, she suddenly has to dodge a telephone pole being thrown at her. “Very professional.” Azalo-A mocks. “SHUT THE FUCK UP, WOMAN,” Werner says while landing nearby and throwing a truck at her. Azalo-A holds her swords up, turning the truck into small bits of metal. As the metal bits clear, Werner is suddenly in front of her, throwing an uppercut. Azalo-A dodges, putting a side kick onto Werner. Werner grabs her leg with his left hand and throws her into a building, throwing another truck after her. Many blue slash marks appear around her, turning the first floor of the building and the truck into dust before rushing at Werner. Azalo-A throws a flurry of slashes, which Werner counters with a flurry of various strikes. Werner grabs one of her arms and slams her into the ground beside him. Azalo-A gets up swiftly, appearing behind Werner. Werner throws a strong left, the shockwave making cars flip over—but he hits nothing. Suddenly, Azalo-A appears behind him again, stabbing her sword into his side. Werner sweeps her legs before stomping down, Azalo-A appearing atop a nearby building. What's with all this teleporting shit?” Werner questions. “Not teleporting, I'm just fast,” Azalo-A says. Werner uses a stage 2 burst, “Well then ill just get better.” Werner exclaims before throwing 4 tungsten balls. Azalo-A slices the balls in half before rushing at Werner. Werner Palm strikes Azalo-A in the face, forcing her to the ground. Azalo-A blocks and resists Werner’s relentless stomping, soon pushing his foot back and speeding behind him—creating 3 after images. Werner responds with a spinning hook kick, hitting through all the after-images and Azalo-A. Azalo-A tenses as she hits a nearby building, “This is harder than I expected.” Azalo-A admits.
“Shut the fuck up and fight,” Werner says before throwing a SUV at Azalo-A and trailing behind it. Werner grabs the SUV again, pulling it above his head and catching Azalo-A in a bad position. Werner slams the SUV down, hitting Azalo-A before jumping on the SUV multiple times. Azalo-A slices the SUV to dust before getting kicked into a nearby building by Werner.
Azalo-A appears in front of Werner, slashing him multiple times. Werner blocks some slashes before shoulder bashing Azalo-A. While Azalo-A is staggered, Werner grabs her leg and throws her into the top floor of a skyscraper. Werner jumps after her, grabbing her by the arm and tearing her through every floor of the skyscraper. Azalo-A slices Werner’s arm off, kicking him into another nearby building. Werner walked out of the building rubble, his body was truly mangled: having a lost arm, no skin, and a lot of missing flesh—but he was too happy. “I've been meaning to try this out, today is the perfect time, Werner says before releasing a stage 1 burst, yet nothing exploded. Azalo-A watches in horror as Werner’s entire body regenerates, his lost arm regrowing from bone, and his skin returning. Werner throws another car, leaping after it and slamming into Azalo-A.
As they both land, Werner uproots a light pole. “On guard,” Werner teases before jabbing at Azalo-A. Azalo-A dodges as she could before getting hit by a side swipe. Azalo-A grounds herself to not slam into a building before blocking and shredding Werner’s light pole. Werner grabs Azalo-A by the head as she rushes, attempting to crush her skull. Before he could, Azalo-A cuts his arm off and kicks him away. Werner grows his arm back with a stage 1 burst, which he then uproots a tree and slams Azalo-A in the side with it. Werner carves the tree into a spear-like shape before javelin throwing it at Azalo-A. Azalo-A walks slowly to Werner, shredding the tree like a wood chipper. “Why don't we end this fast?” Azalo-A asks. “Agreed,” Werner takes out his radio and calls for ‘midnight’. Werner charges at Azalo-A, feinting a right hook for a strong left, following close behind Azalo-A for a devastating combo. Azalo-A slices Werner’s left eye and ear before getting judo-thrown and kicked away. Soon, 2 minutes pass, 2 rods of god slam into the ground of the city right next to Azalo-A. Azalo-A guards as best she can before Werner rips through the shockwave to punch her in the face. Azalo-A throws both her swords at Werner, impaling him, though he doesn't care. They engage in hand-to-hand combat, delivering various punches, blocks, dodges, and kicks to each other. As Werner tries to outspeed Azalo-A, his skin starts to burn and tear off again. Azalo-A is distracted by this sight, a nd Werner hits a powerful right elbow. Azalo-A is sent into a destroyed building, Werner hitting a stage 1 burst to heal. “Y’know what this calls for? SOME SOUR CREAM!” Werner exclaims before jumping unreasonably high, holding his elbow out. Azalo-A wakes, seeing Werner about to make impact,t though unable to dodge due to her broken legs. Werner’s strike lands, a pool of blood forming where Azalo-A was.
With all of that, never underestimate Werner, the Crusader.

“Well, I need a new blunt, my shit ran out yesterday,” Werner tells Azalo-E, while holding out his hand. “Go make one yourself, lazyass,” Azalo-E exclaims.