"Cheap ramen noodles, Princess Robot Bubblegum, tentacle porn - if you want to express your teenage love for Japanese culture in a car purchase, look no further. Sure, the hideous straight lines and cafeteria tray bumper might cause your date to turn and run, but under that vibe-destroying exterior you'll find a vehicle ready to prove its worth, even if you and your equally deluded mates are the only ones to see it. The Dinka Blista Kanjo - it's a fapper's delight."

― San Andreas Auto Magazine.