Atheist Humor Bank

Or, Holy Shit That's Funny!

This site is by an Atheist for Atheists

If you are a theist of any kind, you are probably going to hate it here. Since we are located in the USA it will probably be particularly rough on Christian sensibilities, but I doubt anyone gets spared long. If you are offended feel free to complain about it to friends, relatives and your church! Thankfully I live in the US and we don't have blasphemy laws... yet. If you really must tell me what a horrible person I am and how I am going to Hell, or you want to try and convert me, or let me know you pray for me, please do so on my blog, which is located here or on Twitter here. The button is only for sending submissions and suggestions for items that atheists will find funny. I won't  respond to anything I find negative sent to this email. 

Jesus - Weekend Plans

Passover

Zahch Galifianakos - Bullshit

Thank You God - Tim Minchin

Swearing On The Bible - George Carlin

Noah - 600 Year Old Man Builds a Boat (I have a blog about Noah's Ark)

Kill Everyone Except The Virgins!

Bible Quotes Are Not Evidence Bro!

I thank his imaginary ass for this all the time!

2nd Kings 2:22-24 Personal favorite!

Sorry Jesus, no bastards allowed!

Tacos taste better then babies!

Jesus Is that what happened to the Dinosaurs?

Atheists Know the Bible Better

Blasphemy - Your Doing It RIght

Buddy Christ