This clown is one of the city's top street performers. Her shows usually draw a massive crowd. The problem? She doesn't really know what a clown does. She's always doing other stuff that a clown doesn't do. For example, she doesn't talk because she got clowns and mimes mixed up and she won't listen when told mimes are the ones who don't talk. Also, her shows usually end up with someone's waistband up their back. Whether hers or someone else's, someone will end up with a wedgie.