Not So Invisible Wedgies

It was a normal day in New York City. Heroes flying, running, or swinging around the city. J Jonah Jameson was publicly bashing the Friendly Neighborhood Spider-man. Everything was normal. Even in the Baxter Building, an epicenter of weirdness. On any other day, you would usually find the first hero family, the Fantastic Four, scampering around the place, going about their day-to-day. Not today. Today, Reed Richards took the kids on a space adventure to give Sue some much-needed rest, Johnny Storm was off on another rendezvous with some random woman he found at a bar, and Ben was off with his wife and her kids on a nice vacation upstate. So Sue Richards was the only one in the building.

Everything was normal in the Baxter Building. That is until something crashed into the building and landed on the street below. If it wasn’t for the reinforcing Reed’s done to it, Sue was sure that thing would have landed inside the building.

“What the fuck was that?” Sue pondered aloud as she quickly got dressed in her hero suit just in case this was a villain attack.

As she descended the building, Sue began hearing screams and cries from the streets below. This only confirmed to her that this was a villain attack. As she reached the street, all she saw for blocks were carnage, not the symbiote. Cars smashed, torn open, and scattered everywhere. Building up and down the street were damaged. And worst of all were all the people, women specifically, were hanging all over the place. They were hanging from tree branches, lamposts, electrical wires, gargoyles, and so much more all over the street. Most of them were scattered on the street laying there. College women hung up beside soccer moms, high school seniors, random women on the street, and a few policewomen who most likely were there responding to the scene. They were all alive, mostly because they were hanging by their panties of all shapes, sizes, and designs. Even the ones on the ground were either tied up or surrounded by their own overstretched panties. And at the center of it all, was a giant dinosaur. No, that wasn’t quite right. It was a zombie dinosaur that also looked like a... human boy? Whatever it was, it was holding two women by their underwear.

“Whoever made you was obviously doing too much,” Sue joked as she slowly approached erecting a shield as she tried to figure out a way to save those girls, “Slowly, slowly put the girls down. There, there. Good boy”.

The creature seemingly understood what she was saying as it slowly lowered the two women down while staring at her. As it put down the women, so did Sue with her guard. Before she could even think of what to do next, the creature rocketed towards her. As she tried to reerect her shield, she was suddenly grabbed by one of the beast’s massive hands. Using its free hand, the wedgiesaurus easily tore a massive hole in the back of her suit, just above her waist.

“W-whoa there, big guy, don’t do something you’ll regret,” Sue tried to placate the wedgiesaurus as it dug a massive claw down the back of her suit. Her pleads fell on deaf ears (especially since the wedgiesaurus didn’t have any visible ears) as the creature found what it was looking for, her bright pink booty shorts. Once it had a grip on them, it let go of her body, letting her drop. At least that would be the case if it weren’t for the massive hand still holding onto her panties.

The wedgiesaurus immediately pulls up with its hand, sending a wave of pain up Sue’s crack as the beast begins bouncing her. She tried to create a forcefield to stand on to escape the wedgie, but it immediately broke due to her not being able to concentrate on anything other than the pain in her ass, causing her to be pulled back into a shriek of pain by her panties.

The creature began throwing her down and yoyoing her back up, playing with her. It continued this for several more minutes. Throwing her down before flicking its wrist and rocketing her back up. Over and over again, giving the first milf of Marvel Comics a serious case of carpet burn in her ass and causing her to taste cotton in the back of her throat.

After this, the wedgiesaurus began spinning her as hard as it could above its head, causing the powerhouse blonde to almost faint from the centripetal force of the around-the-world wedgie. All this spinning caused Sue’s suit to rip more and begin to fall off. Her massive ass violently shakes its way, exposing it to the world as she wished she could at least focus enough to turn invisible to hide from this shame. Sue begins to scream and covers her face as she begins to cry out in pain as her panties dig even deeper into her ass crack.

With more of her panties stretched out and freed from the confines of her pants, the wedgiesaurus used its other hand to grab the panties as it readjusts its grip to grab the legholes and begin pulling in opposite directions. Almost like a master craftsman, the wedgiesaurus began creating works of art with her underwear. It carefully loops here, ties a knot there, and before she knew it, her arms and legs were restrained as her panties made a heart shape around her. It would seem that the creature had fallen in love with Mrs. Richard’s ass and her indestructible panties. And as Sue was stuck in the middle of the world’s worst wedgie session that made her ass burn in a fiery rage that could even make Red She-Hulk flinch, she really couldn’t say she felt the same. The beast’s hands enclosed around her once more before pulling back to reveal her trapped in an hourglass made of her own panties. This went on one more time. This time she found herself upside down in a triangle.

The creature finally let her down as it looked like it had grown bored with the situation, but it was really thinking about what wedgies it could give to the exhausted superhero next. It decided to keep it simple and grab the sides of her underwear and pull in opposite directions. It kept this up for a few more seconds before switching it up. The wedgiesaurus grabbed her legs as it set her down. This greatly confused Sue as she could anticipate what it would do next. It bent he legs before stuffing her feet through the leg holes and grabbing the middle strand. Now stuck in a jock-lock wedgie, the heroine could only pray as her ass was once more destroyed by the wedgiesaurus as it bounced her once more.

It was times like this that made Sue wish she had kept all of her old panties instead of only using the indestructible ones Reed made for her. At least those would have ripped long ago instead of keeping her in this perpetual hell of pain. This was only a taste of a true hell as Sue would soon come to know as the beast then did the unthinkable and grabbed the front of her suit’s wast and ripped it as it did her back. With this new opening, the wedgiesaurus then grabbed the front of the Invisible Woman’s undies.

“Wh-what? No no no, don’t do it. Please?” Sue quietly pleaded, but just like before, her pleas fell on deaf ears as the wedgiesaurus rocketed the front up as it did the back for so long launching the poor woman out of her pants and boots. It slowly let the material in the back slide to the front, slipping through her crack and lower lips, while keeping a hold on the back. It then did the same thing it did to the front, to the back. This squeaky clean wedgie Mrs. Richards was currently being subjected to, caused the carpet burn she’s been working up in the back to not only spread to the front but also worsen in the back, pulling new tears from her eyes when she thought she had already cried her eyes dry.

Having finally grown bored, the wedgiesaurus decided to finish it all off as it grabbed both the front and the back of her panties at once. This time, instead of interchanging which side it pulled on, the creature decided to pull on both sides at once. This seemed to yank new life from the woman as she screamed once more at the top of her lungs. The creature then began bouncing her, trying to stretch out her underwear once again.

Once the underwear was comfortably (or uncomfortably in Sue’s case) over her head, the beast simply pulled down, first with the back, snapping the waistband over her head, and then finally with the front, snapping them underneath her wedgied ass. It then dropped her and left to find another victim.

As the news copters were encircling the street from a safe distance and getting a few nice shots of her defeat, Sue Richards laid there for a few minutes trying to regain the strength to move so that she could finally remove this wedgie. Once she was up, the first thing she did was remove the waistbands from her head and ass. She then tried to pick her wedgie but stopped once she realized they wouldn’t stay on without being wedged in a little due to how stretched out they were. The next thing she did was regain her discarded clothing before running back into the Baxter Building to grab the Ultimate Nullifier. In her haste, she accidentally grabbed the wrong thing, but she wouldn’t know that until later.

“It’s been 2 hours since the strange creature, professionals are now dubbing a Wedgiesaurus Rex, first appeared outside the Baxter Building after falling out of the sky. After defeating The Invisible Woman, it’s been on a rampage and has defeated several more female heroes. Including She-Hulk, Spider-Girl, two Spider-Women, Iron Heart, the inhuman queen Medusa, and the Scarlet Witch.

“Oh, and here comes The Invisible Woman in the Fantasti-car. She is probably here to suffer a new humiliating defeat, but only time can tell. Oh, what’s this? It would seem that she’s stepping out of the vehicle and pointing some kind of device at the wedgiesaurus! She’s fired it and the wedgiesaurus has disappeared! We’re all saved! Thank you, Invisible Woman! I never doubted you for a second! I’m Betty Brant, and this has been The Daily Bugle. Signing off.

“Ok, now let's get out of here. I have a wicked natural wedgie picking up back here,” Betty quickly said to her cameraman, Peter Parker, as she was hoping to get out of the helicopter as quickly as possible to pick the annoying wedgie.

“Uh, Betty? We’re still rolling,” Peter replied.

“Oh, fu-”

The End