Mariah Camrey: "We live in a Stellated Octahedron"


Newly immortal, Mariah Camrey has yet again shocked the scientific world with a joyous statement last Sunday Evening: "We Live in a Stellated Octahedron!". She has proven with absolute certainty that the reality we live in is more sacred than we once thought. Pay no mind to The Three-Dimensional Hypersphere Model, the Holofractal Theory or the Hyperbolic 3-Manifold Model- they are simply incorrect! Through her patented use of Computative Astral-Projection via Sheridan Geometry Clinic's ONEPRISM system, she has proven with 99.999% Certainty that our universe is fully holographic. We now know the truth: "The Holographic Octahedron Unified Field Theory!"

ACCEPT NO OTHER THEORIES. Gravity, Newtonian Physics, and Pure Mathematics have hereby been abandoned by science. Mariah Camrey has abandoned Her "Life in Laramie" in order to access the Merkabah's Sacred Extra-Dimensional Knowledge. ACCEPT NO OTHER THEORIES. Through the Prism's infallible wisdom of the Universe, she records her learnings for all who trust in Her.

We are ever thankful for the Great Mariah Camrey for her altruistic and brave sacrifice into the unknown. Let her consciousness live on forever within Ezekiel's Wheel!