QUOTE OF THE WEEK (archive)
Below: an archive of the quotes that made it to the prestigious whiteboard of the so-called "sitcom office."
If you want to be the best, you have to be obsessed - Jakub Rydval
Being good is not a phase - Jakub Rydval
All bad things (come to an end) - Albert Vucaj
You can always calm down - Tomáš Nagy
It is better to die from excess fuel than from the lack of it - Tomáš Nagy
Potential is not enough - Žaneta Semanišinová
I hate when Math does not respect my intuitions - Fernando Barrera
Your extreme amenability makes my Age rigid - Jakub Rydval
That's the problem with humans: at some point they get greedy - Clemens Schindler
Nothing compares to ℚ - Tomáš Nagy
Relations do not exist in Mathematics - Libor Barto
Some things never start - Jakub Rydval
If you prefer Category Theory to normal Math - Silvia Butti
I like order - Michał Wrona
What is a man without ego? Nothing! - Michał Wrona
I am not afraid of dying; having a hand cramp is annoying though - Michał Wrona
Ramsey is not an abbreviation of anything - Matěj Konečný
Actions have consequences - Antoine Mottet
Sie sprechen German Sprache. I feel so isolated - Piotr Kawałek
If you show anxiety to the dangerous bear, you will die - Piotr Kawałek
Motivation will almost always beat mere talent - Michael Pinsker feat anonymous
Faith I never had, hope I never found - Jakub Rydval
Everyone is the best sometimes - Tomáš Nagy
Blond is a shade of brown - Moritz Schöbi
Freedom is hard to handle - Albert Vucaj
Nice colleagues is a treasure - Piotr Kawałek
Do whatever you want, but dear God: DON'T THINK! - Piotr Kawałek
He's a communist. He doesn't mind sharing knowledge - Alexey Barsukov
You know, Maths is like possession! But there is no priest to get the devil out - Piotr Kawałek
It's like kicking a football: knowing how it works in theory doesn't make you a good shooter - Roman Feller
Chalk makes you think weak - Yulia Terentyeva
Trust nerds but don't marry them - Piotr Kawałek
Hard times make strong kittens - Yulia Terentyeva
I provide happiness in the long run - Roman Feller
My life is a positive message - Piotr Kawałek
Self-flagellation is a way straight to heaven not straight to top conferences - Michał Wrona
In my left brain of the brain the DNA rotates right-wise - Piotr Kawałek
Hamburg: the Venice of Europe - Johanna Brunar
I'm not living the moment, I'm surviving the moment - Tomáš Nagy
It has rained worse before - Moritz Schöbi
I almost forgot the meaning of Fika - Paolo Marimon
It cannot be chosen if nobody is choosing it. That's the Axiom of Choice - Piotr Kawałek
Dividing by multiplying, it's awesome - Piotr Kawałek
Category Theory is like wearing sunglasses. You walk into a forest and stumble over a rock. Later another person, with sunglasses, believes that he/she will avoid the rock but he/she still stumbles over it - Alexey Barsukov
In Singapore, even if I am really happy about a talk, I cannot make out with the speaker - Thibaut Kouptchinsky
TOP 3:
Piotr Kawałek - 10
Jakub Rydval, Tomáš Nagy - 5
Michał Wrona - 4