THE CINEMA SNOB MOVIE

Original Upload Date: 09/08/2026

The following episode of Movie Night Massacre is a video remake of the first MNM Blog. Because the series has moved away from the blog format, we’ve decided to remake both this review and the "Heathers (1989)" review.

• This video was not originally intended to be a video, hence the kinda shitty script.

• This is one of the only episodes of Movie Night Massacre to not have a website-exclusive cut.

• Despite what TMDB may suggest, this is considered to be the true first episode of Movie Night Massacre, despite releasing well after Smurfs.

• The first video on the channel to replace the outro music ("Gotta Catch That Unicorn") with a different track. The track in question being the theme from The Cinema Snob Movie composed by Michael Schiciano.