317 >What do I see?

Your name is Suki, and you go by SadisticKickbacker online.

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What?  You want an explaination of your personality?

Ok, you're Suki, and you are a human.

A long time ago, way before you met your current friends online, you lived in a small mountain home shed in the middle of nowhere, alone, with your grandfather.  There, your grandfather would hunt, scavange, chop wood, and do whatever he could to keep you and him alive.  Then one day, he left this mortal coil, and you were left alone, in the woods, by yourself, and you loved it.  You were so self-sufficient, that it felt like your grandfather was a hinderance, if only a little.

At this time, you'd hunt, scavange, cook, do chores, etc. during the day, and at night, when the beasts outside were most rampant, your time was spent cowering in front of a Glowing Angel.  Many people say that Angels don't exist, and that nothing in reality glows, but you still have hope.

After what felt like eternities in the same routine, a yellow lizard lady came accross you and started talking to you.  She offered to help you out of the situation you were put in.  And for some, ungodly reason, she actually offered to adopt you, as a sort of, foster mom.

Apparently, your mom, fostermom, whatever, was extremely rich, and was capable of giving you a home so abundant, that you were sick for the first few nights.  After all, she was a monster, you were a human, and you were subsisting on a diet of rabits, birds, berries, and mushrooms of verying degrees of tripieness.

But the reality eventually set in, you were mommy's little princess, and you were going to be forced to live that kind of life.  Which is exactly where you first met your friends, your foster mother set up one of her contacts to connect you to people your age.  You first met Mew Mew, and then she led you to meet Syb and Meowrage.

You do like your friends, but they are kinda dumb.  Not in an intelectual way, on the contrary, but they aren't super exciting.  Which is why it felt out of the blue that your friends wanted to play Sburb.  You know sburb, you were part of the focus research conducted briefly before release, and you know that game is extremely exciting.  Too exciting, you think, for those friends of yours.  But, who cares, you'll play it, soon enough, and when you do, it'll be nearly the end of it all.  But let's not get ahead of ourselves, we still need to go through your likes, and I know just the way to do it-

Exploration of the home...

So, won't you do that?

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