You are Unknown Mena Mariah Sanamy Kris YTE. You are the reader of this comic/email/website. You are both a personification and a caricature of the reader(s) of this thing that you are reading. This is the closest that I will get to using second person in a non-fictional sense.
You are you. You have the exact same interests as your real-world counterpart aside from the fact that you are currently reading through the entirety of this comic instead of how ever you're reading it. You, as in real life you, are either reading this comic as it is coming at, or are catching up to the current page-count, while you (comic), are reading exactly 14 years 5 months and 25 days after the first page of the comic was released, and presumably years after the comic has ended being updated, and the comic's sequel is being transferred over to new ownership.
You are reading the one thousand one hundred sixty-eighth page of the comic when you remember what people were saying online about the superficial relationship between the two cats of the comic, and seeing them kiss each other makes you want to...