You take out the book called "Dream Bubbles". It's by the hillarious Charels Dutton. He just so happens to be your favorite comedian, mathematician, philosopher, and astronomer. Ever since the late 90's, he has written at least one book about various things that interested him that year, and that has lead to some of the best pieces of literature you've hever read.
One of your favourite books of his is the wounderfully titled "Springboard of Chaos". You read it when you were younger, or, when you were less decayed... Something something, you're dead, and earlier in time, you read "Springboard of Chaos". Now, this book was about a thing called "Time-Luck feilds", which in a sense are extra-terrestrial fields that come from some other force that you and the other Duttheads refer to as the Dreamalline Location. The name has something to do with the book he published the next year, which is the one you're holding. He made the two books in an era you Duttheads call the Skain Seizurse Sessions, where he had seizures of some alternate land where people and bugs coexist with their alternate timeline versions of themselves.
You started reading his work when you found the springboard of chaos in a pile of trash some humans left in the underground, and when a certain god did his underground-wiping souls battle, your father made you burn all your worldly possessions in an appeasment to some deity who reckoninged all your friends. And it turns out that the SOC is really rare up here, so you couldn't find any replacement, which is why you bought a copy of DB.
You try to get your friends to watch some of Chucky Dutt's movies with you, but they only suggest doing it during your little movie nights, which is so unfair. C-to-the-arles D-to-tha-ton deserves a lot more respect than to be relegaded to crappy shitty movie night. Although you're friend Syb has said he'd be interested in watching it with you outside of crappy movie Shitathons, you still haven't watched them. Perhaps when this stupid game is over, you can do that, but right now, you got to look at books.