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You leave the confides of the graveyard and come across an imp. You immediately get excited because you finally get to do your first battle with one. You've watched Meowrage do some battles with imps, and you've been wanting to wail on some punks yourself.
You look at the imp in front of you and you think he's kind of cute. He's pretending he's all scary with his arms and his spiky teeth, but you know better. His big ol' frog eyes, combined with his cute little blushing cheeks create a look that's not menacing, but playful. You yourself know what's cute from what's menacing. Your sister used to take you to many animal farms to play with the animals. You saw many cute animals, from pigs to geese, cows to chickens, but you also saw some menacing things. You saw where the sausage gets made. And trust me, you don't want to know.
However, you didn't change your overall diet, not because you hate life or anything, but because you hardly eat chicken or pork or beef. You eat mostly salads, insects, fish, and fruits. The reason your sister took you to all those farms was because she was trying to sell you off to some farmers, claiming you were a duck, and therefore, could waddle with the rest of the ducks. Of course, you talked to the farmers, in English, and all of them were convinced that you were not a DUCK, but a duck-like monster.
You pull out your gun and aim it at the imp.
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