1119 >Syb: continue into the lab

SB: Hey, do I use a talking gun in the future?

GC: YOU H4V3 S3V3R4L GUNS 1N TH3 FUTUR3

SB: Yeah, but, is there one that I use that's also a vibrator?

GC: OH, YOU M34N TH4T GUN

GC: Y3S, YOU DO US3 TH4T ON3 1N TH3 FUTUR3

GC: SH3"S 4 HUG3 B1TCH

SB: Oh really?

GC: Y34H, H3R ONLY D1R3CT1V3 1S TO S3RV3 YOU

GC: 4ND SO SH3 LOG3D 1N UND3R YOUR 4CCOUNT TO T3LL US TO GO FUCK OURS3LV3S

GC: 4ND TO STOP TROLL1NG POOR L1TTL3 SYB

SB: That seems a bit, abusive relationship-y.

GC: YOU"R3 T3LL1NG M3

SB: What did I do with her?

GC: W3LL, YOU JUST PUT H3R 1N TH3 P1TS OF YOUR 1NV3NTORY, N3V3R TO B3 US3D 4G41N

SB: Really?

GC: NO, B1RDBR41N, 1 41N"T GONN4 T3LL YOU WH4T H4PP3NS B3C4US3 TH3N 1T WOULDN"T H4PP3N

SB: Hmm.

SB: That's what you would say if you trying to get me to eventually go and neglect her.

SB: So I'm not going to buy it.

GC: WH4T, NO!?

SB: See, now I think you very much want me to do that.

GC: OK, 1F YOU"R3 GO1NG TO B3 SO D3DUCT1V3 H3R3

GC: 1F 1 W4S TRY1NG TO G3T YOU TO DO SOM3TH1NG

GC: WHY WOULD 1 1MM3D13TLY T3LL NOT TO DO 1T R1GHT 4FT3RW4RDS

GC: WH3N 1 KNOW R3V3RS3 PSYCHOLOGY WOULDN"T WORK ON YOU

GC: B3C4US3 YOU"R3 TOO SM4RT FOR TH4T STUFF

SB: Well-

SB: Hmm, you do give a good argument.

GC: 1 KNOW 1 G1V3 GOOD 4RGU3M3NTS

GC: BUT TH4NK YOU 4NYW4YS

SB: You're welcome.

SB: ...

SB: You think I'm smart?

GC: OF COURS3 1 DO

GC: 3V3RYON3 H3R3 4T TH3 M3T3OR TH1NKS YOU"R3 TH3 SM4RT3ST P3RSON W3 KNOW

GC: 3V3N SOLLUX, WHO B3L13V3S TH4T 4LL YOU 34RTH R3S1D3NTS 4R3 1D1OTS, CONC13D3S 1N TH3 1NT3LL3CT D3P4RTM3NT WH3N 1T COM3S TO YOU

GC: GR4NT3D, YOU DO FUCK UP 4 WHOL3 LOT FOR SOM3ON3 WHO 1S SO SM4RT

GC: BUT YOU"R3 ST1LL PR3TTY SM4RT

SB: Wow, everyone?

GC: Y3S, 3V3RYON3

SB: Was there like a census conducted or-

GC: NO, WHO"D DO SUCH 4 W31RD TH1NG

GC: 1 JUST F33L 1T 1N TH3 W4Y W3 T4LK TO 34CH OTH3R 4BOUT YOU

SB: Aww, you guys talk about me!

GC: DON"T FL4TT3R YOURS3LF 4BOUT TH4T

GC: SOM3 OF TH4T T4LK W4SN"T SO PL34S4NT

SB: But still.

GC: SUR3, BUT ST1LL