SB: Ok, thank you for waiting!
PI: what the fuck was that about
SB: Meowrage, the cat you've kidnapped, started to cheer me from beyond the sleep you put him in.
SB: And for some reason, he went to go onto go explore Prospit.
PI: catfucks gone prospit splorin
SB: Yes.
PI: figures
PI: he pegs me as the guy to have two dream selves
SB: He has two dream selves?
PI: yes
PI: he has one fucker in prospit and another in derse
SB: Wow! I never knew that.
SB: How do you know that he's from Prospit?
MM: hey Syb!!!!1
SB: Oh hey!!!!1
PI: i am from derse you retard
SB: Oh wow1 uhm, tell me about that
MM: I finally got the thing I needed to get done
PI: i am an agent from derse
PI: i would serve the queen if she wasnt such a bitch
MM: so I'm ready to play with you now
PI: and she told me she needed to have the cat eradicated
PI: but fuck me if i ever follow her command
SB: I'm kinda busy right now, but I'll be able to play with you soon.
PI: and so i just sat down and thought about the war and stuff
MM: what are you so busy on?
PI: then i just kinda started talking to you and shit
PI: which makes no sense whatsofuckingever
SB: I'm talking to some weird guy who knocked out Meowrage.
PI: but here the fuck we are
PI: so what is your plan to take out the monarchy
PI: i had a plan
MM: why are you talking to that guy then?
PI: but what do you have
SB: Well...
SB: Well...
SB: I was thinking that we could use some of the agents to knock them out.
SB: I think I'm making a plan to make the game way easier.
PI: like i couldnt come up with that
SB: But we'd also use the prospit agents.
MM: well I hope you have good luck
MM: and make sure meowrage is fine
PI: prospit cant have agents
SB: Oh, they do.
SB: Oh, he is, he's just sleeping.
PI: how the fuck do you know that
SB: Because Meworage is a prospit dreamer.
MM: as cats do
SB: X>
PI: explain
SB: It's simple.
SB: Meowrage is an Ace.
SB: And as an ace, he is entitled to beget the agents upon the planet he is a dreamer of.
SB: This is because the Carpacians will look up to him, and want to be a similar job as him.
SB: And so, as he is on both moons, both planets will have agents.
PI: then how come ive never heard of them
SB: Maybe you have and you weren't quite sure whether or not they were agents.
SB: Have you heard anything strange about Prospit recently?
PI: let me think
PI: fuck no
PI: prospit is fucking boring
SB: Really? Nothing at all? Nothing that could change the playing field in their favor?
PI: oh yeah
PI: i did hear the prospitians talk about building a superweapon
PI: but that cant be agents doing
PI: can it
SB: Maybe, you'll just have to think about that.
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SK: sup nerd!!!!!
SB: Hey. 7>7
SB: I'm kinda busy right now.
SK: thats nice.
SK: but we cant afford to waste time.
SK: quick, what is meowrage doing right now?
SB: Sleeping, why?
SK: ok, when he wakes up, can you tell him something?
SB: Why can't you do it?
PI: ok
SK: because it also involves you doing something else
PI: i have an answer
SB: What do you want me to do?
PI: i am willing if only fuck-tastically stupidly to
SK: i want you to
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