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CarcinoGeneticist started trolling SadisticKickbacker : :
CG: AM I THE FIRST TROLL YOU'VE HAD TO TALK TO RECENTLY?
SK: nah
SK: second
CG: SHIT
CG: OKAY SO THE PERSON YOU JUST TALKED TO
CG: HER NAME IS VRISKA
CG: SHE HAS KINDA GONE ROGUE RECENTLY AND HAS STARTED MANIPULATING YOUR SESSION IN PARTICULAR
CG: SHE HAS ALREADY STRUCK SOME WIERD BONER INTO YOUR SESSION'S LORD
CG: NOW HE WANTS TO BE HER KISMESS
CG: HOW THE FUCK DOES HE EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS
CG: DID SOME FUCK-FOR-BRAINS TELL HIM ABOUT TROLL ROMANCE
CG: AND HE THOUGHT IT COULD WORK FOR HIM
CG: FUCK
CG: SHIT
SK: bitch
CG: THAT'S RIGHT
CG: VIRSKA'S A HUGE BITCH
CG: GLAD TO KNOW SOMEBODY HAS SOME INTELLIGENCE
SK: no
SK: i was calling you a bitch
CG: HUH
CG: YOU WERE CALLING ME A BITCH?
SK: yes
SK: a whiny little bitch
CG: THAT'S IT
CG: I'VE HAD TO DEAL WITH YOUR STUPID PASSWORDS LONG ENOUGH
CG: I'M MAKING AN OATH TO NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN
SK: passwords?
CG: YOU'RE JUST PLAYING WITH ME
SK: no im serious
SK: what are passwords
CG: FUCK YOU
CG: I'M NOT GIVING YOU THE IDEA FOR THE PASSWORDS
CG: I WON'T DOOM PAST ME BY DOING THAT
CG: WAIT-
CG: FUCK HIM
CG: I DON'T CARE ABOUT HIM
CG: SO HOW ABOUT WE MAKE A DEAL
CG: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THE PASSWORD SYSTEM IS
CG: IFF YOU CAN MAKE A SKELETON KEY AND TELL ONLY ME ABOUT IT
CG: AND IT CANNOT BE TOLD TO PAST ME OR ANYONE ELSE
SK: fine
SK: tell me
CG: OKAY
CG: WHEN YOU ENTER THE SESSION
CG: YOU WILL BE CONTACTED BY MOST OF US 12 TROLLS FROM ALL OVER OUR TIMELINES
CG: AND A FEW OF US WANT TO CHANGE YOUR TIMELINE BY TELLING YOU THINGS ABOUT STUFF IN THE FUTURE
CG: SO YOU DEVISED A SYSTEM WHERE YOU WOULD HAVE A PASSWORD FOR EACH OF US TROLLS AND IT WOULD CHANGE AT THE END OF THE CONVERSATION
CG: THE IDEA IS THAT THE NEXT CONVERSATION BETWEEN YOU AND THE TROLL WOULD BE THE SAME FOR BOTH OF YOU
CG: AND IT WORKED QUITE WELL
CG: OR RATHER IT WILL WORK QUITE WELL SEEMING THAT I'M TELLING YOU THE SYSTEM BEFORE YOU HAVE THE IDEA FOR IT
CG: MEANING IT HAS NO ORIGINS AS IT WAS EXPLAINED TO ME BY YOU AND THEN TO YOU BY ME
CG: FUCK
CG: WELL I'LL BE PAST THAT
CG: NOW GIVE ME THE SKELETON KEY
SK: its the bee movie skript
SK: all of it
CG: WHAT THE FUCK
CG: WHAT'S THE BEE MOVIE?
SK: a cinevesel where jerry sienfield is a bee and has intercourse with a human and then he gets all the beekeepers to stop making honey
CG: YOU MEAN "A MOVIE IN WHICH JERRIE SINFLD IS A BEE AND HE FINDS LOVE OUTSIDE OF THE HIVE. IN THAT, HE FALLS IN LOVE WITH A HUMAN GIRL PLAYED BY REHNEH ZWELGR WHO BREAKS TIES WITH HER FORMER BOYFRIEND WHO IS PLAYED BY PATRIK WRTBGR. AFTER GOING TO THE STORE WITH HIS NEW MATESPRIT, JERRIE GOES ON A TRIP TO THE GROCERY STORE WHERE HE DISCOVERS HUMANS PRODUCING HONEY. HE THEN SUES ALL OF HUMANITY FOR ABUSING BEES IN THE BEST SCENE IN ALL OF CINEMA. THE END PRODUCT IS THAT BEES AREN'T BEING HARVESTED SO THEIR HONEY IS STOCKPILING AND THEN THEY STOP WORKING. THIS CAUSES ALL THE PLANTS TO DIE, WHICH IS BAD FOR REHNEH'S FLOWER SHOP, SO SHE FLIES AWAY FROM JERRIE. JERRIE, AFRAID OF LOSING HIS MATESPRIT, COORDINATES ALL THE BEES TO FORCE HER AIRPLANE TO LAND, AND THEN HE AGREES TO LET THE HUMANS EAT SOME OF THEIR HONEY."
CG: HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO TYPE THE WHOLE SKRIPT OF THAT WHENEVER I WANT TO CHEAT THE SYSTEM
SK: your the one who wanted a skeleton key
SK: and i will check word for word the accuracy of the skript
CG: GODAMIT
CG: WHATEVER
CG: I ONLY CAME HERE TO YELL AT YOU ABOUT HOW WHATEVER VRISKA TOLD IS ONE HUNDERED PERCENT WRONG
CG: DON'T TRUST ANYTHING SHE SAYS
SK: thats exactly what she said about you
CG: NU UH
CG: SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THAT I WOULD TALK TO YOU THIS EARLY
SK: and whys that
CG: I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL YOU
SK: oh come on
SK: you so wanted to spoil me of my fun you agreed to use the entire bee movie script just to cheat the password system
CG: SO THAT MEANS I KNOW WHAT SHE WOULD AND WOULDN'T SAY
CG: BECUASE TRUST ME
CG: VRISKA CAN SURE LIE, BUT SHE IS ONLY A THEIF
CG: SHE ISN'T REALLY CLAIRVOYANT
CG: OR FOR THAT MATTER SUPER PERCEPTIVE
CG: SO SHE CAN'T HAVE KNOWN I WOULD TRY TO CONTACT YOU AFTER SHE DID
SK: whatever you say
SK: should i still give you a password for your next conversation
SK: just out of practice
CG: LISTEN
CG: BY THE TIME YOU ARE NEXT CONTACTED BY ME
CG: IT WILL BE A VERSION OF ME FROM THE PAST
CG: AND I WON'T HAVE KNOWN THE PASSWORD FROM THIS CONVERSATION
CG: OR FROM ANY CONVERSATION FOR THAT MATTER
CG: SO UNLESS A FUTURE ME
CG: WHO ALREADY KNOWS THE SKELETON KEY PASSWORD
CG: COMES ALONG AND TRIES TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH YOU
CG: I SUGGEST NOT DOING THE PASSWORD WITH ME UNTIL THAT AFORMENTIONED CONVERSATION
SK: sure
SK: well bye
CG: YEAH YEAH
CG: BYE
CarcinoGenticist ceased to troll SadisticKickbacker : :
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