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Skittles runs up the corpse and just tears the radius off. You attempt to grab the bone out of his mouth, but he avoids your unending grasp. He's being quite annoying, pulling away, hiding the bone away from you.
He's just like you, avoiding his mom when he knows he's doing something bad. Man, why can't Syb take care of him, he was just born a few minutes ago, why can't he take some of the responsibility. He's always working, when he's at work, and when he's at home. He doesn't give you and the kittens any attention. You bet he's cheating on you. With Mew Mew, the whore. He thinks you can't give him enough attention when he leaves you alone with the cats all day long. That's it, you're gonna cheat on him. To get back at him. You'll do it with HIS best friend, Meowrage. And in the end, you'll tell him about it, and he'll cry.
Then he'll leave you and the cats, because you cheated on him, and he didn't cheat on you. Whoops. Now you're a single mother of two cats, who's broke because Syb took the money, and you're out of a job because your part time at walmart heard that you were an infidel, so now you're out of the house, and you're selling your body to monsters behind the dumpster of an Arby's, and your cats now work as mouse chasers at the local italian restaurant. You look at your life and cry. You cry because you feel no remorse when you should, but you truly don't. Who made you this way? You wonder as you plumet to the ground. Nobody thought those kinds of threats were serious, but here they are, over your graves. "dearly departed" and all that.
Syb is there, with his new fiance. Some troll lady whose marking is turquoise. He sheds a tear. The Cats don't know who he is, how sad. Meowrage is there too. The once bestfriends get into a fight, but it ends not in blood, but in hugs. They make up for their differences, and you are left in your grave, incapable of changing a single thing.
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I did it again. I took a hypothetical joke that didn't need to be made, and I took it way too far. Sorry.
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