Dear mom,
This package is for dad. contained inside is a Special present for him & him alone. please make sure that it is delivered to him as soon as possible. take it to him in a timely manner in case it doesn't make it to him. however, I doubt this package will actually be taken to him. so, whatever you do, please do NOT press that big blue button on the left. i hope to see you soon, I'm really looking forward to it. ever since I heard that you too were going to play this game, I was invigorated to the mochi rabit in the moon. oh, I do so wish that you will take this package to dad in person and NOT press that button on the left. it would be a real shame if you pressed it.
Also, wish Skittles a happy birthday for me. it would really mean a lot to him if you told him that. after all, he was born today, or when youre reading this. hes part of the family, so he means a lot to all of us.
From, Sam