375 >Suki: just look at the volcano

You spend a few minutes staring at the volcano.

Like I've said a few times before, the volcano is dormant.  Meaning, it hasn't erupted in exactly 92,101,831,413 years.  You know because your mom set you out on a "junior scientist" mission to determine the exact age of the volcano.  And you were so exact, you know exactly what day it happened.  Today, September 3rd, is that exact anniversary.  Now, today isn't September 3rd for everyone, no, for all your online friends, it is only September 2nd, but due to being in vastly different hemispheres of the globe, you're both at different days.  That's why it was so weird when you tried to wish Meowrage a happy birthday, because you're literally in the future.  

Anyways, this volcano isn't exploding anytime soon...

>Suki: look at the box