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PI: oh hey suki
SK: hiiiiiiiii
PI: you caught me at a bad time
SK: what why
SK: what could possibly be more important than your conversation with me
PI: nothing too much
PI: i was just about to take a nap
PI: ya know
PI: cat stuff
SK: as all species are known to do their species stuff
SK: im known for doing human stuff
SK: MMs known for doing ghost stuff
SK: Sybs known for doing bird shit
SK: my moms known for doing
SK: well shes known for doing nerd stuff
SK: like building machines and tech and doing programing nonsense
SK: but to fit in line with my previous statements
SK: my moms known for doing lizzard stuff
SK: speaking of parent nonsense
SK: happy birthday
PI: oh right
PI: thats today isnt it
SK: yeah...
SK: you dont remember your own birthday?
PI: no
PI: i do
PI: i just kinda forgot about it cuz nobody wished me a happy birthday yet
SK: well
SK: isnt it like
SK: super early right now in that part of the world or something
SK: like middle of the night kinda time shenanigans
PI: i dont know
PI: i dont have a watch or clock in my room
PI: and my phone i just picked up to talk to you
SK: yes
SK: but cant we figure out using math
PI: i guess
SK: so where is Indigo city right now
PI: im pretty sure were in the america great lakes area
PI: but that could totally be wrong
SK: ok
SK: so thats like -6 from my +12
SK: like 18 hours behind me
SK: and right now its 6am where i am
SK: so it should be around 12 pm yesterday where you are
SK: so i guess you havent had a lot of morning to recieve happy birthday stuff
PI: cats do like to sleep
SK: if you say so
SK: hey
SK: speaking of sleep
SK: have you been having nightmares lately
PI: actually yes
SK: ok good
SK: last night i woke up real early because i had a nightmare about fighting a bunch of clowns
SK: and im not afraid of clowns normally
SK: but these clowns were finna kill me
PI: my nightmare was about a big talking dog
SK: ...
SK: any more details
PI: he was white
SK: oh wow
SK: aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh a large talking pomaranian
SK: were all going to die
PI: oh no
SK: what
PI: i was playing along with your joke
SK: oh
SK: i wasnt joking
SK: if you are having nightmares about big talking pomaranians
SK: then its an omen for things to come
PI: oh yeah
SK: yes
SK: sybs big multiverse book has an entire chapter about types of dog dreams and what they will mean in the future
PI: what the fuck are you talking about
SK: in my library at home
SK: theres a book written by syb
SK: and its about the multiverse
PI: doesnt mm have that book
SK: we have the same book
SK: she just has it at a different part of the books history
PI: what
SK: you should read it
SK: it explains itself
PI: whatever
PI: im gonna go take a nap
SK: ok ill get out of your fur
SK: better to let sleeping dogs learn new tricks
PI: yeah yeah
PI: goodnight
SK: neither of us is at night
PI: zzzzzzzzzzz
SK: ok sleep tight
PI: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzxzzzzzz
SK: ok bye
PI: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (goodbye)
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