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It seems to be a bottle of FAYGO. You ask yourself what the fuck is faygo, expecting an answer, but you get none. Instead, the person controlling you gets an answer.
Faygo is a brand of soda. No duh. But it is a relatively underappreciated brand. It all started in 1907, when two Russian physicists came together and decided to make a soda for all to enjoy. Flash-forward 100 years and their root beer soda is being given awards for its taste. They have many flavors that range from grape to cinamon, but this is one of their most popular ones, the Rock and Rye.
The drink is often consumed in large quantities by clowns who study the dark carnival. That is, Insane Clown Posse. A rap group with a very specific theme, clowns in very monochromatic makeup. You've heard a few songs of theirs, and it's not too bad, but it's not good either. You'd probably only listen to it if it were playing in the background of a party that you were at. However, you've seen the Witch of your appointed session turn himself into quite the fan of that type of music.
What's that, "him"? Well, when you first started watching him, he was a male. Your technology on Derse is very stupid, in that it still thinks that the Ace has a single dream self, that the queen can reproduce, and that she even is still alive. So, perhaps that's the reason you think the Witch is a male one. For whatever that means. Perhaps, despite your miniscule involvement in the Witch's life besides the obvious, you can concede that the Witch is in fact a female.
That's beyond the point, which is Faygo. You got this batch of Faygo from some sort of convention with these crazy people dressed up in grey makeup and orange horns and black clothes. They were carrying buckets and talking about dumb things. There were quite a few ladies dressed up with a blue insignia on their blouses, and a few more with green insignias. There were also a few humans dressed up with blond wigs and sunglasses. There was a stand at this convention that just had a bunch of Faygo, so you TRANSPORTALIZED a bunch of it here.
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