1068 >SS: Finish looking at whatever you're looking at

Huzah, it's your masterpiece.  You have successfully recreated the transporter room from your favourite Star Trek iteration.  You used the APPEARIFIER to collect all these sodas.  You also used it to get all the pizza boxes, the Crayola chalk, and jars from various points in the past.  This machine is great because you can get anything to you in only a few seconds.  First you have to find the item, which you didn't really search, moreover, you stumbled onto the items in the past; then you have to push the button, and then you're done.

First, you found some pizza from this pizza place with this very strong-looking monster who pounded the dough.  Intervals of hours allowed you to take as much pizza as you wanted.  You ate the first pie so fast because you hadn't had any food (that wasn't the years-old gasoline).  But you were still hungry, so you grabbed 13 more boxes and then your hunger was quenched.

You always heard about human food like pizza and how good it was.  The secret spies that the Dignitary put onto earth always talked about that whenever they came back.  You always were jealous that they could've gone to earth while it was still populated and had culture.  It did suck that their mission was to basically sit at park benches for hours just to watch the people going by.  If you were in their position, you'd probably start a coup in the feeble human governments, none of them are as strong as what Derse was.

The pizza was all too good, but you were a bit overpizzaed.  So, logically, since you were in a pickle, why not get some pickles.  You appearified 2 jars of pickles and inhaled them both.  Then, you had 2 jars left over, so, logically, you turned them into your excrement jars.  One for GOLDEN PENIS JUICE and the other for SHITTY ASSHOLE TUBES.

After that, you decided that you wanted to draw on the walls, so you APPEARIFIED some chalk and then drew some stuff on the walls.  After you got tired of drawing, you decided to embark on this journey, stacking all these sodas all together to make the cool Star Trek transporter look.  That brings us to now.

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