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You leave the safety of the upstairs to enter the unfamiliar downstairs. Music fills your ears. It sounds familiar. It certainly turns the new into safe, comforting, and collected.
As mentioned before, your next Halloween will be with Meowrage, and he'll wear some TRANSformer costume, and you a spamton one. However, due to this new information of you entering the medium yourself, and Meowrage being here too, you don't think that Halloween seems viable. You don't know if Trolls have halloweens, you think to ask Terzei.
Trollogue:
Trollogue:
SB: Hey, TZ, do trolls have Halloween?
GC: WH4T?
SB: Halloween's this holiday that we have on earth where kids dress up as characters, and run around neighborhoods, collecting candy.
GC: OH, YOU M34N TH4T
GC: TROLLS DO 1N F4CT H4V3 SOM3TH1NG S1M1L4R TO TH4T
GC: BUT 1T"S D1FF3R3NT TH3N WH4T YOU M4Y TH1NK
GC: OUR C4L3ND3R CONS1STS OF 4 S1NGL3 SW33P
GC: ROUGHLY 2 1/3 OF YOUR 34RTH Y34RS
GC: BUT OUR SW33PS 4R3 SPL1T 1NTO 30 CUL1GR13S
GC: WH1CH 4R3N"T 4T 4LL 3QU4L 1N L3NGTH
GC: SOM3 CUL1GR13S 4R3 28 P3R1G33S LONG
GC: SOM3 4R3 24 4ND OTH3RS 4R3 30
GC: BUT ONLY ON3 CUL1GRY 1S 32 P3R1G33S LONG
GC: TH3 R34SON FOR TH3 D1SCR3P4NC13S 1S FOR TH3 V3RY STR4NG3 S34SONS
GC: TH3R3 4R3 7 D4RK S34SONS, WH3N TH3 P3R1G33S 4R3 MOSTLY N1GHTS
GC: 2 D1M S34SONS, WH3N TH3 P3R1G33S 4R3 SOM3WH4T BR1GHT
GC: 3 SPR1NGS, WH3N TH3 FLOR4 H4S P3R1ODS OF GROWTH
GC: 4ND 3 4UTUMNS, WH3N TH3 FLOR4 D13S B3FOR3 TH3 N3XT D4RK S34SON
GC: 34CH S34SON 1S 2 CUL1GR13S LONG 4ND W3 D1V1D3 34CH CUL1GRY 1N 4 P4RTS
GC: TH3 F1RST P4RT 1S TH3 B3G1N1NG OF TH3 S34SON TO TH3 M1DDL3 OF TH3 F1RST CUL1GRY 4T WH1CH PO1NT 1T B3COM3S TH3 F1ST 3QU1NOX OF TH3 S34SON
GC: TH4T P4RT 1S C4LL3D TH3 PR3MON1T1ON
GC: TH3 S3COND P4RT 1S TH3 F1RST 3QU1NOX TO TH3 F1RST P3R1G33 OF TH3 S3COND CUL1GRY KNOWN 4S TH3 S34SON"S SOLST4C3
GC: TH1S P4RT M4RKS P3R1G33S S1NC3 TH3 3QU1NOX
GC: TH3 TH1RD P4RT 1S TH3 SOLST4C3 TO TH3 S34SON"S S3COND 3QU1NOX 4T TH3 M1DPO1NT OF TH3 S3COND CULIGRY
GC: D1SC1M1N4T3D BY TH3 P3R1G33S S1NC3 TH3 SOLST1C3
GC: TH3 L4ST P4RT 1S TH3 S3COND 3QU1NOX T1LL TH3 3ND OF TH3 CUL1GRY
GC: B4S1C4LLY TH3 S4M3 4S TH3 S3COND P4RT
GC: ON TH3 L4ST P3R1G33 OF TH3 S34SON, W3 C4LL TH3 D4T3 TH3 3V3 OF TH3 N3XT S34SON
GC: ON TH3 L4ST CUL1GRY OF TH3 L4ST 4UTUMN4L S34SON, TH3R3 4R3 31 P3R1G33S, 4ND ON TH4T TH3 D4Y, W3 C3LL3B4T3 4LL D4RKN3SS 3V3 B3C4US3 TH4T"S TH3 L4ST P3R1OD OF SUNL1GHT FOR TH3 R3ST OF TH3 SW33P
GC: ON TH4T P3R1G33, SOM3 TROLLS, SUCH 4S MYS3LF, L1K3 TO DR3SS UP 4S CR4ZY CH4R4CT3RS FROM MOV13S N3W 4ND OLD
GC: 4ND TH3N, W3 G3T TOG3TH3R, 4ND 3GG TH3 HOUS3S OF TH3 NOBL3BLOODS, WH1L3 TH3Y TRY TO STOP US BY G1V1NG US C4NDY
GC: TH3 C4NDY USU4LLY WORKS ON TH3 L1TTL3 TROLLS
GC: BUT 1 DON"T BUY 1T
GC: TH3 4CT 1TS3LF 1S 4 TR4D1T1ON TH4T R33N4CTS 4 SC33N 1N TROLL H1STORY 4 LONG T1M3 4GO
GC: SO TO 4NSW3R YOUR QU3ST1ON, W3 DO H4V3 SOM3TH1NG S1M1L4R
SB: Oh wow, I didn't know your planet's time system was so complicated. E=0^0=3 (Mind blown)
GC: W3LL, NOW YOU KNOW
You take a moment to recollect about fun times you've had on Halloween. It started when you saw something about Halloween on a package for a Doc Monalds Mirthful Meal that trailed its way into the underground. Looking back, that's actually why your sister's first act in the aboveground was to go to Doc Monalds, because she wanted to go get some food that she only fantasized about.
Every year since the first time you and Mew Mew left the underground, your friend group has gone on Halloween excursions to places. The first year was in Indigo city, which was very strange because Meowrage's dad didn't want anything to do with you all. The next year you went to Suki's house, which at the time, was in an extremely rich neighborhood, and so you got not king-sized bars, but dictator-sized bars, made specifically by Betty Crocker. It goes without saying, but every year since you've all went back to that candy jackpot.
Of course, now that you're way older (you're not 8 anymore), your plans have grown from candy hording to chaos wrecking. That is why this year you were supposed to go back to Indigo city and egg a bunch of cats' houses there.
After listening to the song for a while, you look at the credits to find out whether it was an original song or not, and find out that it was a song by Toby Fox, and it was made for STAFFcirc. That name sounds familiar. It is! That's the group your sister hangs out with every other weekend, leaving you home alone. The very thought leads you into a spiral of distrust, much akin to finding out that your favourite snack was made by your archrival; or that bestiality exists; or that all the story you've been reading for the past 5 years, whose plot is very convoluted, has a convoluted plot. The very spiral continues into the next page, tommorow.
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