You tell him that you have nothing on yourself, but you will reciprocate with the most passionate friendship this world has ever seen.
Of course, he laughs at what you just said for several minutes, only taking breaks to catch his breath. After a few minutes of laughing, breathing, and laughing some more, he finally calms down and takes a minute to think over your offer. He accepts your friendship request, and the two of you frolic around the fire...
or that could've been just a hallucination from the years old Faygo. Who knows, all you know, is that you just got a new best friend, and his name is Spade Slick...