800 >PS: Read card

It seems to be another one of those erotic cards.  Much like the last one, this one too seems to be enticing sex.  It seems very strange to you, this vice.  You've actually had many hookers and whores do stuff with you.  Once, you even did it with three of them, all at the same time.  But you never understood why anyone would do it.  You do it, because you're a weirdo, but other people, like your fellow ISSUE REPREMANDERS, you know for a fact, that they aren't weirdos like you.  Scratch that, their totally weirdos.  But not enough to call the whoreline to do a shoreline into a boreline and sink line and hooker.  Thank you, I'll be here all week.

You would call the service, but your door is broken, and your telephone is broken too.  It recently lost it's cord to the receiver, and it doesn't have a face.

>PS: INVENTORY card