746 >PS: Quack like a duck and use biological whitout on your desk

First off, eww.  Second, why in the world would you even contemplate such a stupid thing.  On the one hand, your desk is quite annoying, however, you know for a fact that if you would take a hot one on the desk, some acolyte would go off to your office and clean it.  Third off, wrong game numbnuts.  You're not playing Homestuck now, so you don't even know how to do such a thing.

>PS: Instead, look for coffee machine