You are now the ARBITRARY DICTATOR. You're currently on the receiving end of another complaint about one of your priests touching a Fingerling in an inappropriate way. You've been receiving complaints ever since that Carpascian News Network made a documentary about the Prospit Clergy being less than holy.
Your job is to manage and control the flow of information in the kingdom. You mainly just manage the Prospit clergy, but sometimes you actually get to talk to the spies. You hate your job. You hate it so much that you're famous for it. You actually got this job when you got promoted after complaining on a pod cast. That made the Queen specifically request of your work.
You've been here at your job for about a month, and already you've made quick enemies with both your neighbors. You made sure that both of them had the worst possible day they could ever imagine.